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Why would Dumbledolf do this (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 119 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Weird choice of words to censor.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 66 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Heresy.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The omnissiah sees, hears and knows all

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 9 points 6 months ago

I guess I'm not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

That's gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where did Ganondorf come from?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

He was Gandalf for a moment.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Gerudo Desert

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

Castanet music intensifies

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

Professor Snape! Clean me up!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 25 points 6 months ago

I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

Wailed calmly is pretty great

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!

Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it like

Illegal to post the unedited text

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

Gandolf had his vilan arc

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah... calmly.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read this in Brad Neely's voice.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn't cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It was thirsty Thursday