Weird choice of words to censor.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.
This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins
Heresy.
The omnissiah sees, hears and knows all
I guess I'm not that surprised, it is a 4chan post
That's gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.
Where did Ganondorf come from?
He was Gandalf for a moment.
The Gerudo Desert
Castanet music intensifies
Mr. Filch! Clean that up!
Professor Snape! Clean me up!
I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3
Wailed calmly is pretty great
When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!
Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!
Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!
Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks
It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.
Isn't it like
Illegal to post the unedited text
Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!
Gandolf had his vilan arc
Yeah... calmly.
I read this in Brad Neely's voice.
The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn't cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.
It was thirsty Thursday