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Why would Dumbledolf do this (lemmy.world)
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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 118 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Weird choice of words to censor.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People do weird things to get past auto-censors. Sometimes it feels more like people developing new superstitions for a digital age.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is how the Adeptus Mechanicus begins

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Heresy.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The omnissiah sees, hears and knows all

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 9 points 3 weeks ago

I guess I'm not that surprised, it is a 4chan post

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's gotta fuck with text recognition accessibility tools.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Where did Ganondorf come from?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

He was Gandalf for a moment.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Gerudo Desert

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

Castanet music intensifies

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mr. Filch! Clean that up!

Professor Snape! Clean me up!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like this is to the start to a super, super spicy harry/Dumbledore fic on AO3

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Wailed calmly is pretty great

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut!

Well I'm gonna be the first woman prime minister!

Well I'm gonna become a doctor and cure cancer!

Into Slytherin you go, you ambitious little fucks

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

It makes more sense if you know Rowling is a shitty neolib and looks down on people trying to make society better.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't it like

Illegal to post the unedited text

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Text? TEXT? You have no power, here!

[–] Yggnar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would it be illegal to write about fictional dead children?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Copyright joke

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Gandolf had his vilan arc

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah... calmly.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I read this in Brad Neely's voice.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The miserable Mouthoil lay sputtering on the ground as The Nearly Dead Dumbledore let out a triumphant cheer. He had finally rid his school of that little shit! Huzzah! Huzzah all around! Ronnie the Bear cheered sheepishly, but one day he too would cherish the blood sport of the wizarding world with commensurate fervor. Master P clapped him on the back to assure him that this was the suitable reward for a job well done. Harmony didn't cheer but none of the other kids or teachers gave a fuck.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It was thirsty Thursday