I'm just trying to save his neutered business from my feminine energy.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Mark Zuckerberg the chicken fucker?
I quit facebook during the obama administration lol
You know, some people actually try to be good people.
Fuckerberg.
“Meta has us in a chokehold. They make money off our presence in order to continue to be in business and yet it’s too difficult for people to leave,” Makichen wrote.
Difficult? How? I'm pretty sure I still have an account on Facebook from it's early days, but I haven't logged in to it in more than a decade. Friends and family can reach me in other ways, like email or better yet a phone call.
They are talking about their business. The massage place I go to is primarily thru Facebook. They have their own site but it was easier to just request a appointment.
Many businesses have dead websites now, as all the visibility is just through Facebook and Google Maps.
It’s very different than Twitter, where most business use (outside of influencers and influence campaigns) amounts to status updates that can be given elsewhere.
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I don't know, sounds like he's just virtue signaling to me.
lol
Eat turds Zuck
His AI is picking from random internet phrases to see if it unlocks a reward function.
Sorry Zuck, but "virtue" is not the message all those people making hand gestures at you are trying to signal.
As opposed to signalling that you have none.
I wonder what he would say about me never having used Facebook. or any of his other "services"?
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Yes, we are. You are still losing users.
Even if they are, they still have fucking virtues, unlike your robotic ass, Zuck.
Why would anyone quit adult daycare? Unless they are in the content moderation mines in Africa getting ptsd from seeing the horrors of humanity.
ROFL I’m signaling the virtue of my privacy kept safe by escaping Meta and not being on a platform hosted by a deranged billionaire. 🤣
What Mark is really saying you will be back. if anyone is still on Facebook after all these years he is probably right. He also knows if anything that does take it out. He will just buy it up and once again those people will be back under meta's control. He has too much money. The only answer is to stop using identity based social media.
My mom moved away from meta because of this asshat. It seems now everything is possible. She went from WhatsApp to signal and Facebook to Bluesky.
That's the beauty of the fediverse. It cannot be bought anymore than someone can buy "the internet".
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Yes, now tell me the problem with that
I'm not sure if this headline meets the criteria for not the onion.
He whines, signalling his "virtues"
My virtues are signaling over here