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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 months ago

The gradual thinning of your sanity is terrible. It feels like hypoxia gradually setting in, stealing your impetus, rotting your reality, peeling away what makes you human. Gotta get your brain settled with meds before your mind adjusts to the thoughts and you fundamentally cease to be yourself

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 52 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Maybe ask that question to a psyc not an image board lol.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Honestly it's about 50/50

Image board cheaper

[–] towerful@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of psycs that study 4chan.
But the prime directive means they can't interfere and offer help

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FWIW, what he describes (sleep-talking) isn't schizophrenia and is considered normal (unless he does it excessively and it affects his or other's well-being).

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Not enough carrots in your diet, that's what

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I couldn’t find the clip. Is this falsehood and homosexuality or YouTube search just being YouTube search? (Both are equally likely imo)

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Obviously there is no clip and this is just "creative writing" aka fiction aka fake.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i mean, he does say he lives with 5 other dudes so it must also be fake

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fake: the roomies are all in OP's schizo mind

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Gay: 5 dudes in the same house

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Or it’s carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Never expect a greentext to be legitimate in any way, shape, or form

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well obviously, the first thing he should do is move to Milwaukee (if he doesn't live there already.)

In all seriousness though, if they can isolate that clip, they should make it something we can download as an alarm. I don't know who designs alarm options, but some of it is too gentle and I can sleep right through them, or repetitive to the point it can seep into the sounds of my dream, but not be enough to wake me (if I'm sufficiently sleep-deprived, or if I took a sleep aid.) I mean, I have options that work, but a metal scream like this - that would definitely wake my ass up. No doubt about it.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 months ago

that's a high quality soyjack if I ever seen one

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hear,

The secrets that you keep,

WHAT THE FUCKS UP MILWAUKEE