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[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Obligatory futurama Uranus bit: https://youtu.be/QHCZVgVNAxw

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 7 hours ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Something smells off about this headline.

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago

No, thats Uranus

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 46 points 16 hours ago

It amazes me how many new things we're still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 18 hours ago

You said you wouldn't tell anyone! 😩

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

must be that taco

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.

[–] letraset@piefed.dk 12 points 16 hours ago

it rains diamonds on Uranus

Great band name right there.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago

I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately...

Can't wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

I thought they took those chips off the market.

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 11 points 18 hours ago

HEY-OOOOOOO!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 16 hours ago

Boy you bad!