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[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 135 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we found the main character

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The main character of a Saints Row game?

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its the fuckin vampire guy from Preacher

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, this guy is taking Roy off the grid!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 27 points 1 month ago

!floridaman@lemmy.world

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Well, there need to be more such subjects to write about. Be my guest...

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people just live life to the fullest.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It saddens me that they'll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Probably even had a really great one-take scene showing how he got there with a great memorable musical number to take focus for a couple minutes.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

They didn't recognize him with his clothes on

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

How do I contribute to his future bail?

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.

"Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it didn't! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

The shackles of societal norms

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

He probably just forged a check for the latter, like in the original movie.

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If nothing else the dude's got balls.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Oh, did you see him on the boat?

And we'll be watching his career with great interest.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

I love this headline and photo.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Mangione/Blasetti 2028

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Looking forward to seeing the movie/miniseries based on his adventures

[–] wakest@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what a sweetly heartwarming story.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Clickhole material

Not gonna lie, I’m a bit jealous

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

living their best life

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

This guy is living his best life.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Florida man slings jib through the big apple

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Man someone better not rat out this guy like they did Luigi. I was going to say his name, but no, I don’t want some rando remembering it so he can sell him out to the boat-having class.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What a weird world

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The what‽‽‽

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

He got dressed? Sellout, smh

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Man Takes Stolen Boat on Joyride Dressed As Doctor

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

what are you talking aboat? that's Tony! he was asleep in my basement after a night of boozin. impossible it was him!