I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft
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Nope, that's Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.
water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.
Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing
~~Clippy~~
Cummy
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
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Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent
I can’t unsee it!
People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.
exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.
If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?
no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.
They had a real opportunity and missed it
That was such an insane episode. XD
David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho
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Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)
Had to get Copilot to stop jerkin' it to Grok's avatar...
Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.
Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.
Like, it's been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don't know how to mind his own damn business
Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.
Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it's been thirty years.
"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."
-Microsoft, allegedly.
Little mascot from Oglaf
"I'm telling!" It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do
What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!
A blob semen can actually be useful!
After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)
Adipose.
First, Clippy, now Spunky.
So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.
😘👌
Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?
Never forget what they took from us!For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD
Doesn't look like a butthole for once I guess
Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.
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