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[–] Flaqueman@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

Nope, that's Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Good enough, welcome back Cummybot2000

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

[–] TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I can’t unsee it!

[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They had a real opportunity and missed it

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was such an insane episode. XD

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho

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[–] JustCopyingOthers@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Had to get Copilot to stop jerkin' it to Grok's avatar...

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.

Like, it's been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don't know how to mind his own damn business

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.

Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it's been thirty years.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago

"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."

-Microsoft, allegedly.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"I'm telling!" It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

A blob semen can actually be useful!

After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)

[–] Meissnerscorpsucle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

First, Clippy, now Spunky.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

1001156587 Never forget what they took from us!

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[–] Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't look like a butthole for once I guess

[–] Schwim@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.

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