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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 42 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I've said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he'd be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn't have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn't going to happen.

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 hours ago

Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 13 hours ago

Fuck off musk, you probably don’t even know where that came from.

Disgusting

[–] kbal@fedia.io 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.

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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

We've surpassed vibe-coding and are onto vibe-companies

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He got tired of people not talking about him

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago

In all fairness, Trump does do a pretty good job of managing to soak up all possible free media time, which doesn't leave much for Musk these days.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It should be possible to simulate Musk entirely with AI.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Give me some exlax and some audio recording gear and I can get you an Elon sound board in about an hour.

[–] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

What a fucking dumbass.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 17 points 12 hours ago
[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 12 points 12 hours ago

Musk is a real fucking prick, isn't he?

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I still have no idea what they’re trying to simulate.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Microsoft. The whole company.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa, they can clone companies with AI? I’m going to ask ChatGPT to make me an Amazon.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

Just a simulation, with simulated board members and simulated hostile takeovers of competitor browsers.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is he planing on creating a an OS as well or just copy the office suite?

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I mean, my personal pipe dream is that in 10-15 years, we get something like her, but the idea of any of our current tech billionaires doing that is just laughable. Her was way too much of a finished product and actually helped the users.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

More nonsense being blown out of his ass.

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