"I tell you again, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven." -Christ

Have these people just never actually read the Bible, or something?

Charlie "Empathy is Evil" Kirk?

Jesus already had a 13th apostle... Dude doesn't know about Matthias.

Republicans pretending to be "Christians" never ceases to amuse

Holy fuck, I am so sick of this.

Why the fuck are they riding this dead dick so hard? He was a horrible debater, held repulsive beliefs even to some people on the right, and wasn't even really that popular. He was a laughing stock to the majority of people and a perfect poster child for ignorant racist idiots the world over. Like, if you're going to martyr someone, pick someone who stands up to scrutiny.

American Far-Right Evangelicalism is the biggest heresy in 21st century Christianity and possibly the most wide spread heresy in the history of the religion.

Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist...

Because of his position on social issues?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Kirk

If you haven't read his wiki, now is a great time.

And lo, Charles did look down upon the leper, and he did pronounce "ugh, get a job!"

At what point do you admit that you're just licking assholes?

To be fair, any garden variety conservative could be an disciple. Judas, specifically.

They openly ignore and even violate Jesus' words and values regularly. Just the other day someone in the senate shouted "silent prayers bring silent results" and forced everyone to pray aloud.

I immediately thought of Matthew 6:5. If you're going to believe in fairy tales, maybe you should read the whole book first.

If you think Jesus got pissed with the money lenders at the temple he would have completely lost his shit with Charlie Kirk. Even Judas would have been grossed out.

Only with "Republican Jesus". You know, the white guy wearing a toga, a cross, and an AR15.

Much like Judas.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Reality is meaningless to these people. They just make up whatever, it’s a massive circlejerk.

During Patel's hearing, Nehls said, "Charlie Kirk was a man of faith ... first and foremost, he loved his Lord Jesus, he loved his family. Beautiful wife, beautiful children. Just a remarkable honorable man that was silenced by this assassin's bullet. I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in the biblical times, he would have been the 13th disciple."

The full quote.

I forgot Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they’re white so you know they’re not a DEI hire.

Are they just going around trying to one up each other? What a ridiculous thing to say.

They can't brown nose hard enough. Fucking cowardly sycophants.

Contrary to what a lot of people think, I see this as a good sign. This right here is proof that MAGA has no future and that its days are numbered. A movement needs to be practical, flexible, coherent for it to last, and MAGA doesn't have any of these. MAGA currently has no morals, no values, no platform, no leadership outside of Trump, nothing. Everything starts and stops with Trump. Anything he says goes no matter how contradictory, insane, or nonsensical. He has purged the GOP and his own movement of anyone and anything that is capable of independent thought. He has made sure that MAGA and the GOP are exclusively made up of of yes men, which happen to be either slimy opportunists or blind loyalists.

This means that the moment Trump dies, MAGA will die with him. Without Trump serving as the de facto prophet, the movement will immediately fracture and the different factions will start fighting each other. This will lead them to be ineffective, which in turn will make them irrelevant with time. As for the GOP, it will become a blank slate as it will stand for nothing. It that will either collapse or reform to completely change from the top down. Because of this, I don't think MAGA is going to last long, but we just have to brace for the all the damage that they will cause in the little time they will be in power.

Judas 2: Electric Bugaloo

It’s weirdly fun to watch them all slowly lose their minds.

He wouldn't have needed 30 pieces of silver.

Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.

There is a non-zero chance that the second coming of Jesus DID happen, but it happened in rural America and he got killed by fascists again.

wut

What a dumbass thing to say.