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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This from the guy that wants the Nobel peace prize.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

HE WAS FERTILIZING THE FIELDS TO FEED THE HUNGRY.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect of an edgy 12 year old. That weird kid who sat in the back of the class and carved shit into the desk. Is this really the look republican voters want from their representation? I thought they looked up to manly portrayals of men. Men who said little, but exuded strength from their actions. Is this really how they want to be portrayed. It's just cringey and embarrassing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i mean hes also trashing the white house to build his ballroom, like destroying half of the white house to build it.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

For only $180,000,000. Right wing fiscal responsibility.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh I'm aware. I'm just questioning republican MAGA voter's perception. I've worked in construction most of my adult life and even in my childhood I spent much of my time around the real macho old school conservative types. I just don't understand how anyone who looked up to the classic strongman stereotype of a man can support such an obvious "pansy". In their eyes the ideal man was strong, silent, honorable, hard working, tough, courageous, the all American cowboy archetype.

Trump is none of those things. This video is just another of many examples of what an absolute pathetic loser he is and yet republicans still continue to allow him to represent them. I'd be embarrassed to be in the same party as him and I'm the furthest thing from a republican. I just don't get it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

its called "being in too deep" when you support someone/something to the point your survival/livelyhood is dependant upon him, you have to keep doubling down in order to keep the "grift going". the gop has to support them, if they want to remain in thier positions.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I say let him fly a jet.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Are we "there yet" America?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Beyond how puerile it is, the thing that gets me is how it doesn't meaningfully interact with the protests. Flying a jet to literally fling poo doesn't say the protests are wrong or cast them in any particular light. It just says he is capable of flinging poo (and, wishfully, flying a jet without rioting out of both ends).

[–] Renat@szmer.info 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So he needs use AI to make himself dropping shit to protesters. Pathetic. I made it in 20 minutes. btw this Nagarjuna cement ad from 3th panel is fake, but song is from real ad.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kremlin's number one court jester.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Kremlins useful agent, along side hesgeth, krasnov, TULSI gabbard FOX news employees, and the rest of the gop, + the grifters like POOL, libsoftiktok,,,etc. i believe court jester would be STEVEN SEAGULL.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Like I say, ifnyou need an AI to help prove your point, your point is completely moot. Adding AI to your argument already cements in my mind you are about as intelligent as said AI ( which is saying your IQ is off the charts... in the wrong direction ).

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

H AHA HA. Oh man, I crack myself up.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

"Oh, the CHOSEN ONE has decided to grace us with his feces! We are praised!!"

Millions died for Hitler and Mussolini and Hirohito.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 197 points 1 week ago (7 children)

MAGA: "you libs are dumb to think Trump sees himself as king!"

Trump: posts a clip of himself as king

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 143 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Feces is the ultimate insult when you are like 6?

Feces is the ultimate insult

"shitshow" is widely regarded as a bad thing by a wide part of the population though ...

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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This feels like a wonderful gift, this video needs to be projected behind every speaker at the next round of protests, with an accompanying message flashing at the bottom saying "Trump posted this himself" à la South Park's "this what scientologists actually believe"

It's him literally labeling himself as a king, complete with a crown

Shitting all over America.

What possible angle could you look at this from and say "yes, that is a mature, mentally stable person who should be in charge of anything?

And since most of the media is kind of dropping the ball on this, we need to be sharing this around as something like "Trump posts AI-slop video of himself as a king shitting on America" instead of the bullshit headlines I'm seeing about it.

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