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"I typed in YamzWorld into the Amazon app and lo and behold there were all my products there with my pictures from my website as well," Montes-Tarazas said.

While he receives payment for sales, Montes-Tarazas said the arrangement strips away his ability to build direct customer relationships.

"I do get the sale and I do get the money, but customers never get to interact with my website, they have no ability to sign up for my mailing list. They have no idea who I am as an artist or what I stand for," Montes-Tarazas said.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 35 points 6 hours ago

Ah this is how GrubHub, Uber eats, and other food delivery operated during the pandemic! They literally pretended like restaurants were on board, called in the order themselves, sent freelancers and then skimmed off the top.

It was so destructive to many restaurants that they were forced to change. Bad delivery drivers would tank their Google/Yelp reviews. Many created a custom window/spot for food delivery because they wouldn't know which were real call-ins vs food delivery.

Food delivery won because of cheating.

And Amazon is doing the same.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They have no ability to sign up for my mailing list

Do people ever do that on purpose?

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, i sign up people i don't like

[–] cappielung@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit, that's why I'm on so many goddamn mailing lists!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, and happy new year you filthy animal

[–] KingDingbat@lemmy.world 46 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Besides all the obvious problems with this, the biggest one I see coming that I don't see many people talking about is how Amazon will inevitably use this to put others out of business if they don't cooperate with Amazon. They've already done this hardball game with sellers voer the last decade that if you don't sell on Amazon for an unsustainable low price + pay Amazon fees you'll find yourself losing business to Amazon's stolen copies of your products under the "Amazon Basics" brands. Well proven they do this, and I can see that if you find yourself scraped by this new AI program and you fight it, you're going to be getting a visit from the Amazon Mafia.

[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 68 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Could he not put terms of use on his website prohibiting the use by AI agents, and sue Amazon if they don't comply?

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 74 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Filing a suit against Amazon… which attorney is going to take that case, and how much money would you need to pay them? 😕

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

There are about 1.3 million attorneys in the United States in 2026. Find a cross section between that and “consequences? Fuck it” and that’s your group.

There’s likely plenty of people who will happily make good trouble fighting Amazon.

Also, people know people. I myself have a friend of a friend with incredibly powerful legal weight that wants to take a swing at my employer. They are waiting for them to cross a line and then I just need to agree to let them go nuts.

That situation is NOT rare. And powerful people know this. So they paint this picture of them being indestructible. But it’s a lie.

What happens if Amazon just stops existing one day?

Literally nothing. They are buried into all e-commerce like a fucking tick. They pretty much own the cloud, even if Google and Microsoft tell you otherwise. But everything they’ve done is already done. The blueprint is out there. The rough edges sanded down. There are no questions, which means recreating such a thing is much less risky and expensive now than it used to be.

And Amazon knows this.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Some lawyers would be very happy to go up against big tech since they have so much money that it's often cheaper for them to just buy the problem away

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 10 hours ago

Exactly. A bunch of lawyers work on contingency.

[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

It's not like every lawyer in the world is quaking in their boots at the mere thought of going up against Amazon.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's not necessarily how it works. If Amazon is guilty, they'll settle for an easy win

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

Depends though. If they think they're guilty but that it'll be impractical to prove it if they delay the case in court for one to two business centuries, they'll do it

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Weird clauses in terms of use are frequently just toilet paper when it actually comes down to enforcing them in court. You can "sue" but you might just win $1 because the judge would find that you have not suffered any monetary damages. You got paid for the item, after all, and "building a relationship with your customers" has no quantifiable and measurable value which can be proven in court, so judges default to one dollar.

There is also the aspect of whether an AI agent has the legal capacity to contract on behalf of Amazon or the buyer, and on whose behalf they contract if they do. I'm not aware of any American cases which have held that AI agents are "agents" (an entity with the legal power to act on behalf of another) within the meaning given to that word under the law of agency. The Civil Resolution Tribunal in British Columbia, Canada, ruled in Moffat v. Air Canada that AI chatbots can bind the organisation who uses them and makes them available to customers. This opinion is not binding precedent, but I think courts worldwide should use it as a template for AI agency powers. If the AI has no power to contract, then the sale is void in its entirety.

I believe Amazon would argue three points:

  1. That the AI agent has power to contract, but that the "user" of the AI is the shopper, and Amazon is merely providing the agent for the shopper to use.
  2. That if the clause banning AI agents from buying is enforceable, it voids the transaction in its entirety, and thus the seller owes Amazon a refund.
  3. That even if the AI had the power to bind Amazon, that the ability to build direct customer relationships has no proven dollar value and thus damages should be limited to nominal amounts (i.e. one dollar).
[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"building a relationship with your customers" has no quantifiable and measurable value which can be proven in court

With utm tags in weekly news letters etc. you can pretty easily calculate traffic coming to your site and conversion rates of how many people make purchases after clicking links.

And even without utm tags you can show spikes in purchases and traffic after sending emails.

It would be easy to show data: This many people go to my site This % of those people subscribe to my mailing list. This many % of people buy after receiving the email. Average purchase is xx$.

This many people never went to my site because amazon.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can you prove that these people would have visited your site had Amazon not intervened?

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 2 points 6 hours ago

Jeff called, he said your next to be laid off

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Isn't this just like Doordash though? I'm not sure how these were resolved though.

In May 2021, DoorDash was criticized for unauthorized listings of restaurants who had not given permission to appear on the app.[72] The company was sued by Lona's Lil Eats in St. Louis, with the lawsuit claiming that DoorDash had listed them without permission, then prevented any orders to the restaurant from going through and redirecting customers to other restaurants instead, because Lona's was "too far away," when in reality it had not paid DoorDash a fee for listing.[73] This aspect of DoorDash's business practice is illegal in California.[73]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DoorDash#Litigation_for_illegal_unauthorized_restaurant_listing

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[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Interesting! I can't imagine Amazon would want to argue #2, though, since it seems like that would completely undercut their ability to use AI agents in this way.

I hadn't really thought about the implications of the ability of an AI agent to contract, though. That seems like really murky (and intriguing) territory; whether they can or cant, either way would have a lot of interesting implications.

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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

On the one hand, I'd like to support independent stores, and I hate the shoehorning of AI into every part of the online experience. On the other hand, I like the reduced risk exposure of not providing my payment details or email address to yet another vendor. I hate that every online transaction seems to be interpreted as consent to receive more junk newsletters. Yes, I want to buy your product. No, I don't want to be signed up for your newsletter or have my email address sold to a third party. I buy thing, you send thing, end of transaction.

[–] KingDingbat@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (6 children)

I have been trying to break my Amzon Addiction for years. This did it. Walmart is lesser evil now.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

workers pissing in bottles wasn't enough for you?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 10 hours ago

Are we talking about Amazon or Walmart?

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Try eBay. You're much more likely to find a small business selling whatever widget you need.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Ebay is owned by paypal and do the same shenanigans. I highly recommend to avoid ebay as well. Use these places so you can go direct to the artist or product provider if you can.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, thanks for ruining it for me. Doesn't Musk own paypal?

I recently got excited when I noticed some nice, obscure finds on ebay. Some vintage stuff, some handcrafted stuff, some really niche hobby stuff. But I'm not ordering from a company owned by Musk.

I haven't ordered from amazon in years. But when I found out they own Abebooks it was a sad day...

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

It looks like I was wrong about that. They used to own it, but now they're both public companies. So no, Musk doesn't own them, but he might have shares.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ebay is a tricky one for me. I'm an electrician that services a lot of very old equipment, and sometimes eBay is the only place I can find oddball parts for a piece of switchgear that's 100 years old.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, sometimes it can't be helped. I should have said avoid as much as possible.

[–] Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

eBay owned PayPal at one point, but both companies today are independent and separate from one another.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It looks like you're right, they're both public companies now. Still, both are completely evil and use the same practices.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, eBay as a seller is just terrible. They have totally capitulated towards the large volume Chinese crapola sellers and require that you pay them for permission to list on their site or else they'll bury your listing.

It makes it very difficult to buy from another human being instead of some company that's using eBay as a storefront.

And because they are using AI to, okay, not LLM AI, but machine learning AI, to tell the sellers what the prices of their products should be listed at, they are inflating the cost of every single item you can find on eBay.

They are doing this on the one hand so the sellers get more money, but on the other hand so that they get more money for their listing fees and percentage of the final sales price.

They're basically realpage, but for person-to-person sales.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 10 hours ago

Most of that stuff is just drop shipped from alibaba anyways. Etsy is lousy with it too.

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

DONT Worry! Our Government CARES about the Little Guys and SOON they'll bring CONSEQUENCES to. . . Nevermind they DONATED Millions to Trump! SUCKS TO SUCK LOSER SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS!

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