this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Don't worry, if you want to play games supporting an oppressive regime there is always 40k.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 48 minutes ago

Funny story:

in Rogue Trader, you can take certain storyline choices that are Chaos, Imperial or "Demagogue". Demagogue actions includes thing like "Don't murder the tens of thousands of refugees, despite some of them being chaos worshippers and it being really fun to kill them all"

However, players started noticing that playing the demagogue path gets you neither of the two powerful gear unlock paths, and started asking the devs "Hey, how come I don't get rewards when I'm being a really Good guy?", to which the devs replied "If you're doing it for the rewards, you're not really being good, are you now?"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 47 minutes ago

Play a Command and Conquer game, you get to play all sides.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 40 minutes ago

You could always join the US military or something like idk

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Play FTL. You're supposed to stop the rebels.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 3 hours ago

Anon just wanted to make a physicist pick up a can 😀

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 hours ago

Also playing as "The Counter-Terrorists"