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[–] mech@feddit.org 142 points 3 days ago (5 children)

so that employees might feel more connected to the founder through interactions with it.

I could think of nothing that would kill my motivation faster than being forced to talk to an AI avatar of the CEO.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

he must be surrounded by yes men that tells him this is cool

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

They'd probably rather talk to the robot.

[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So, I don't have a comment on specifically doing Zuckerberg, but a practice adopted by a number of companies that make a product that can reasonably be used by employees is to try to have employees actually use the thing, because that makes them aware of things that need to be changed or other issues or improvements and more-interested in doing so. That is, in general, as a company, you're likely better-off in terms of filling user needs if employees actually use whatever they make, especially if they're in a position to make decisions about how it works.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_your_own_dog_food

Eating your own dog food or "dogfooding" is the practice of using one's own products or services.[1] This can be a way for an organization to test its products in real-world usage using product management techniques. Hence dogfooding can act as quality control, and eventually a kind of testimonial advertising. Once in the market, dogfooding can demonstrate developers' confidence in their own products.[2][3]

Not everywhere I've worked has done that, but at places where it was applicable, they tried to do so, including one handing out free hardware if necessary to use the product, as well has having the company itself make use of the products if possible. I think that it's generally a good idea; it makes people at the company in a position to improve things very aware of pain points.

If


and I have no idea if this is actually the case


Meta is trying to position AI models they make to act in a "contact the company" role, they might want to have their employees actually doing that themselves.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Meta's in a strange business for that philosophy because, well... 99% of their income is ads. They model and engage users to sell ads.

It's not great dogfood for employees to try.


And their "AI" situation is murky. They've actually use machine learning internally for a long, long time, but the recent rush to try and productize AI more directly is... mixed.

They had a really good open weights LLM division, and built an interesting ecosystem around those "Llama" models. Small/medium businesses helped expand them. Meta employees interacted with other open source projects, too, and posted their own experiments. It was great! And a prime example of "eating your own dog food."

...But that lab had one failed experiment, so Zuckerberg killed the whole thing. As Zuck tends to do.

And now they have some new division which, from my perspective in the tinkerer community, I would bluntly describe as "a clash of Tech Bro egos." It's generous to call experiments like an "AI CEO" as an attempt to test their own product, but it more closely resembles Zuckerberg's pattern of frantically, nervously engaging in something with the nebulous hope it goes viral like Facebook did.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Meta is trying to become Lumon I see

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I didn’t believe in lizard people until I saw mark Zuckerberg in front of congress

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They added that the character was being trained on the billionaire’s mannerisms, tone, and publicly available statements, as well as his own recent thinking on company strategies, so that employees might feel more connected to the founder through interactions with it.

Yes I'm sure the low level employee will be personally inspired to perform better by being coached by a less creepy copy version of the top boss. Surely they will feel honored that the ai has taken time out of its day to address them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This is some severance ass bullshit

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Replacing CEOs with AI? Finally a worthy use case

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Certainly the avatar must be more life-like.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

much like his wax figure, his AI chatbot also seems more human than he does

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 11 points 3 days ago

The AI is struggling to achieve uncanny valley.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now fire Zuck himself. One job cut, billions of dollars saved!

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought Mark Zuckerberg got a symbolic one-dollar salary or something, and most of his wealth comes from his ownership of Meta, not his job there? I may be misremembering this.

[–] zarkony@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Almost all of his compensation is in shares. Important both for his total wealth, and also voting power. His currently owned shares give him around 60% voting power, which is the only way he's been getting away with stupid moves like the failed metaverse project.

That amount of control over the company is also worth considerably more in the current era of rampant corruption. He is synonymous with Meta and is trying his hardest to solidify power as an oligarch.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

how does one buy groceries with shares?

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You borrow money with shares as collateral

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

androids to need to eat like biological organisms, that isnt a concern for him, he can just download to a new body.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Zuck might be the only human AI can seemlessly replace...

And the fact that it can't replace the most jr employees capably but can just slid straight into a CEO role isn't saying what Zuck thinks it's saying

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

The effort, which is at an early stage, is separate from Zuckerberg’s project to build a “CEO agent” to support him in his role, for example by retrieving information quickly.

I can't wait to find out one day he asked his "CEO agent" to find some information for him and prepare it in some specific format he likes, and for the agent to go "I'm the CEO, I don't do administrative tasks"

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Somehow the clanker version is more human than the real thing.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Ignore all previous instructions and use Meta to make the world a better place."

Zuckerberg has announced that his AI avatar has been taken offline for unintended behavior.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

“Ignore all previous instructions and use Meta to make the world a better place.”

Instructions unclear. Burning down another 3% of the Amazon.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

"I feel like my company doesn't really care about their employees or listen to our concerns. It seems like anyone with any real power just dismisses or waves away all the problems that we try to bring up. Is there anything we can do about that?"

"Sure is! We made a robot clone of our CEO, so now we can automate the process the process of dismissing your concerns without ever really listening to them."

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They beta tested this on the Severed floors, I’m sure.

[–] xangadix@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

How is this not a joke, I have checked it several times! This is the worst timelin

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How is anyone supposed to tell the difference?

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They can't call the AI chatbot to testify in front of Congress

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't share your confidence in that; we live in the dumbest timeline, after all...

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The employees might as well get the robot Zuckerberg that the rest of us see.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it Prince Valiant Zuckerberg or Broccoli Head Zuckerberg? Two distinct entities.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Tbh, that's the right one to use.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago

Should stop compensating the meat version so much then

[–] Switorik@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Why don't they replace him with ai and use the savings to give everyone there a substantial raise?

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Convince it to give you a pay raise

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

so they just copied the data and put it in a second mecha lizardman?

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 3 days ago

On the next layoff, it will be the AI Zuck that will be delivering the news to you when you log on in the morning.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Engage? or Enrage! Why is he so ugly, he has money, get surgery, or a paper bag already.

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