Technology

Slopmaxxing

Code laundering

Vowel Movements

Fauxgramming

Code Vomit.

Slop coding.

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

Tech debt

"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt"

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though.

"Slopping"

plagiarism as a service

fuckin' Clown Code.

Shit coding Slop coding Hallucination coding Job security coding Your gonna regret this coding Delete all my data coding

Autoclanking

Vibarrhea

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

SLOP++

Lobotomy as a Service.

Copyright liability as a Service (ClaaS)

Ok boomer, how about slop coding, or woke vibing?

Are those better for your snowflake ears? Or are you going to keep giving us free lists about which words hurt your feelings the most lol

I read all the way to "is beginning to annoy him." and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

isn't vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would've used slop coding lol

Ass-coding

Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.

Slopspreading

Lets call it dogfucking

"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code.

It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.

If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.

• Subscription coding.
• It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that?
• CrappyCodey
• Clueless coding
• Klutz code
• Mañana coding
• Brain-free coding
• Developerless development
• Self-driving systems
• Humanity-free development
• If claude can do this it can replace management next
• Claude codepirated
• Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
• AI pwned
• I never really understood the codebase in the first place
• Blagger's code
• I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.

Clanker code.

• Slopcoding
• Poopslopping
• Anti-environment laziness

• Slopcoding
• Codeslopping
• Spaghetticoding
• "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding

NOT - coding.

Cuck coding.

codeshittication

They vibe code Claude code. So I can see why.

Fraud coding.

Slopware Engineering

How about

Not Coding

I vote "schlopp summoning"

Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.

Oh no, yet another slop marketeer (CxO, whatever) is unhappy that we're treating their cash cow with derision. How awful for you.

Pipe down and go back to your clankwanking.

Sloperating?

Vibe coding. Boris can go vibe himself.

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.

Pseudocoding

Jerking off.

My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!

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