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Pastor Mark Burns, the president's informal "spiritual advisor," wants to make one thing very clear about the extremely tall gold statue of Donald Trump that was officially dedicated last week in Doral, Miami. "Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone," he wrote on Twitter.

He's technically right, just as Rene Magritte was technically right that his painting of a pipe was not actually a pipe. In the most literal sense, the statue of Trump, which is named "Don Colossus" is not a golden calf.

Despite the president calling it "The Real Deal - GOLD," on Truth Social, the statue is not made of gold. Unlike the golden calf, which was made from melting the jewelry of the Egyptians, the Trump statue is not actually made of solid gold. "Don Colossus" is cast in bronze and covered in gold leaf, making it much, much less valuable. It is also obviously not a calf, as calves are baby cows, and the statue is certainly not a baby cow.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 145 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's still definitely an idol, though.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

tiny dick and all.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably the most American Idol to date

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[–] mPony@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

with a golden calf just above each golden ankle

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[–] Australis13@fedia.io 100 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd like to ask Pastor Burns if he's read the book of Daniel, particularly chapters 3 and 4.

God struck Nebuchadnezzar (who likewise had a golden statue built for his entire kingdom to worship) with madness for 7 years for his pride.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We're having madness right now.

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

True, but in Nebuchadnezzar's case his kingdom was taken from him for those 7 years...

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only we could be so fortunate.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A monkey paw finger curls

Hey look, the brits are coming again!

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sometimes I wish God was real, so we'd get to see him swoop in and smite these fucking hypocrites.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if god isn't real it is up to us to make the world a just god would make.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It should be no problem to come to broad consensus on what that would look like!

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

I think that every time one of these psychos assumes room temperature. Upon hearing of their death, I'd love the satisfaction of imagining their reaction upon entering Hell for the eternity of fiery torture that we've been promised.

But alas, it's all a fairy tale, as real as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

the statue is certainly not a baby cow.

No, it's a giant pig.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Now, be nicer to pigs, they're intelligent, capable of empathy. It's actually a giant pile of gold leafed shit.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago

Valid. I actually love piggies.

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 47 points 1 week ago

…if you feel the need to let everyone know how much the golden idol isn’t a golden idol, perhaps you’ve forgotten what an idol is and why your religion speaks against them.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone,"

Which is why they erected a giant golden statue of the president of the United States. Makes perfect sense!

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

And blessed it, and have repeatedly said that Trump is either blessed by God, or God's divine instrument.

But this isn't idolatry.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This “church” wouldn’t know Christ if the Christ walked up to them and said to love their neighbors as Christ loved them.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They would know Christ: they would be in the front row yelling for another crucifixion

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Indeed: most of present day America, especially the far-right, would be incredibly hostile towards a middle eastern guy preaching a philosophy of peace and equality and who was openly against the "money lenders".

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the real Christ came back, they'd call him a lunatic

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's not a golden calf

No. It's a golden pig-like thing that is fatter and smellier than a pig.

But also: If they worship Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ alone that's pretty weird. What about God and the Holy Spirit? Did this pastor even go to seminary school?

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Do those bastards not see what can happen to despots?

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[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Baphomet is much better done

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not only that, a much better character to have a statue of.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 25 points 1 week ago

And way safer around those children

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One is a statue of a cruel, merciless, sinful being that kills for fun. The other is Baphomet.

[–] lovingisliving@anarchist.nexus 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A gold plated statue is really on the nose for this con artist.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

I am sure it's the thinnest gold coating possible, a lettuce head will last longer than the coating.

[–] HollowedFleshwalker@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Why would the idol-like statue, made for a person worshiped by his followers who are part of a group with cult-like tendencies, be considered an idol?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"The church has investigated the claims about rampant pedophilia"

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These people love vice signalling. This is clearly a giant golden idol they worship. They love their pedo prince so much because he's all the vices.

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[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Are you sure he is not a baby cow though? When I hear him speak all I hear is the exact same whiny mooing sound a calf makes.

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[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

and God later sent a plague upon the people for their idolatry.

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

We are witnessing Olympic levels of mental gymnastics here.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

It's obviously meant to be an homage to medical doctors.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

My 'Not a golden idol' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long before he's charging admission just as far as the statue, so MAGAs can kneel to it?

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[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My first thought went to this:

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It is also obviously not a calf, as calves are baby cows, and the statue is certainly not a baby cow.

Right...bcz it's a statue of a large heffer.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not an idol, it's just a gold-looking representation of something a large group of people fervently honor and pray to, and according to their own chit-chat, hold in higher respect than jesus or god. And nothing more.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This statue is a PERFECT representation of Trumpism, he can't resist revealing himself by the art he chooses. Reminds me of Mussolini.

(caption: a photo of the massive Mussolini head staring down a public square)

I think it's because these personalities surround themselves with sycophants, and this leads to them being isolated and unaware of their own ridiculousness. A universal truth across the centuries.

Ye shall know them by their fruits. ~Matthew 7:16

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What would Moses do?

Throw the idol into a fire, I guess.

The statue, too.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

I can't wait until the righteous americans eventually tear all of that shit down just like the people did with Saddam.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a golden idol.

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