Technology

I work across the street from a Waymo station and they just circle the parking lot aimlessly 24/7. They had to hire someone to monitor access because they were getting stuck and blocking the commercial vehicles from accessing the dock.

Not Just Bikes predicted this months ago. They can't be bothered to pay for sufficient parking space, so they just drive around in circles when they're not actively in use.

This is actually completely natural migration behaviour. Waymos migrate south for the winter to warmer climates, which are less taxing on their batteries. As the weather begins to warm again, they travel north to return home and find a mate

Free tires. 🤷

Mobile surveillance units

Way more Waymos (Way mo' Waymos) than expected.

They're probing our defences before the big strike

Haha, get fucked, Buckhead.

(For reference, that's where the rich assholes live.)

But also fuck Waymo, of course.

With an automated fleet of thousands of vehicles, I wonder how easy it will be to paralize traffic around a city in a click of a button.

Anyone see the movie Leave The World Behind? Looks familiar..

just walk through with a radio jammer and start slashing tires.

Call your favorite tow company and tell them that you've got a lot of work for them.

What are waymos?

Nahh they’re just looking for the break room