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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do people actually do this?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wait until you find out about chastity

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm aware of it, though I wish I wasn't. I'm in to some weird shit but that's too much for me. I think I'd prefer the butt plug.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fascinating. I would think someone would be more keen to engage in chastity, than penetrables, but to each their own i suppose.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn't have trust issues, It's not something I'd ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.

that's fair, though nobody said you had to involve other people, that's just a particularly common and relevant practice. But yes ultimately at the end of the day, it only matters what we care, and don't care for. I just find it interesting knowing why people care about certain things over others.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.

Speaking from experience.

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't do this too often though! Prolonged dilation (>2 hours) can damage your sphincter and give you incontinence in the long run. Probably not a problem if done rarely, but if it happens regularly it can become a problem

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Sadly, there's a lack of formal studies to determine how often is too often. I think "pay attention to your body" is generally good advice. If anything is sore or hurting, it's probably time to take a break. Kegel exercises also help keep the sphincter from weakening over time, useful advice even for people who aren't into butt stuff.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Literally on 4chan as a header.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)

[–] padge@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

4chan makes me believe it more in this case

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not out of the realm of possibility

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.

Mostly joking.