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"Accidentally"
The List
Oops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
Apparently, some women are making comprehensive "sex lists" on their phones, i.e. writing down everyone they've ever slept with.
What?
Also here's my list:
As a gay man, most of my list doesn't have names. Why would I remember their names? Some I didn't even ask.
I'm a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says "Hi, I'm Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?"
And the other guy said "No. I have many boyfriends, but we're all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We'll make it the best room in the whole hotel!"
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it's BEST day! It's no room 321, that's for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from "Hi, my name is...." to ".....and thats the orgy we're hosting!" All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like "Damn....I should check out this orgy......oh, right........it's all guys."
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.
I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.
I just keep an integer and update it each time.
Sometimes I have to decrement it. Those aren’t the best days.
Oh wow I have the same list.
You say there is a data literacy problem underlying data security?
People keep sex lists? The hell?
I had a friend at university who was in quite a long relationship who kept a list of people she wanted to sleep with in case they broke up. So when they eventually had a break up, she postponed getting back together until she had cleared the list, which took her about two months. I was not on the list, in case you're wondering, nor did I want to.
For real? That’s both sad and creepy.
I hope the other person in the relationship bailed for their own sake.
That’s both sad and creepy.
How is it either of those things? Let people fuck who they want to fuck as long as it is consentual, who cares?
“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”
“Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”
Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.
I'm more curious if it's a to-do or have-done list.
You know, you could just read the article.
Bah. Hogwash.
NO.
I read the auto-summary, which didn't mention it. Guess the bot isn't perfect.
I try not to visit websites that have 100+ trackers installed. Naturally I block them, but I don't even want to give them the traffic.
So weird
Yeah, but not on fucking paper like an idiot!
You keep that list stored in your mind palace's secret vault.
Secret? Mandy Moore and Ann Kendrick. There, you have my list.
Gotta make sure I don't bang the same hoor, Chaalie!
Oh course, but you're coming off mine with that attitude, buddy!
The B.A.R.R.Y.M.O.R.E. System
The D.R.E.W. system
be D.irected by D.anny D.eVito
wR.ite your sex list on the back of your script
E.ntice your host
W.in the dick out of his pants.
That one sucks, let me try another
D.emand you can stay at his place
R.evise your previous lovers on a list
E.licit sexual actions from your host
W.rite his name on your list
That would've been the best opportunity for Danny DeVito to update her list with some pretty funny companions...
I just want to know if Danny Devito was on the list.
I highly recommend the Kill James Bond episodes on Charlie's Angels which break down just how much of each movie is basically just (executive producer) Drew Barrymore perving on her co-stars.
I want Drew Barrymore to perv on me
I wonder if she crept on the boy without balloon played by Rich Evans
Ouch. “The 50 first dated actress.”
Low blow
How many people would you have to sleep with to need a list to keep track? Like I've had a lot of partners but I don't need them writen down
Sometimes it's the other way around. You keep a list until it gets long enough (or you get old enough) that you don't care anymore.
Precluding the instance of STI after having unprotected sex with several partners in a relative applicable time frame, just why?