this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.org 6 points 21 hours ago

There are some radical left-wing neighborhoods in Germany, that try to keep rents low by shooting into the air with blank firearms

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This one's for every friend who got taken off the streets
So the upper class could sleep, so the upper class could sleep
I'll miss the spraypaint and slashed tires.

-Pat "the Bunny" Schneeweis

[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This is the first time I've ever seen any one in the wild mention Pat the Bunny. Painfully under appreciated.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

Agreed. Glad to see he seems to be doing well and has an album coming out with his new band next month!

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This whole comment section is nuts. Who knew a green text about drones and crackheads could set off such vitriol filled discussions about gendered language, homelessness, and whether human dignity can be measured in dollars?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 19 hours ago

Is there a community for wtf Lemmy takes? Because this comment section is a trove for some of that

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

just renewed my rent. It went up 30%

Flies a drone above anon

Drone speaker: "Womp womp"

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why you befriend them instead of scaring them away.

Until the fact that you befriended them gets you fired because it scares your coworkers.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Or gets you robbed

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