this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
Can it bee?
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate
Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
They're adorable, though. That part is true.
I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
They're so cute.
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
Lol
She's just pissed about the microplastics.
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