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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 25 points 6 days ago

It was someone in China working for a game company trying to flirt with you to get you to sign up and play their game with them

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fake: There are no girls on the internet

Gay: OP was flirting with a man

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fake: OP was flirting with a raccoon

Gay: OP talks about feelings

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Way better, bravo

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too obvious and on the nose.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah I've let myself down here. Had a good streak going but I'll let someone else take the wheel for a while.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sometimes you gotta remember that everyone has their own shit going on, and it's a bit self-centered to assume, every time, that it has to do with you. Especially when it comes to online dating.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

online

There's your problem

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 218 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

> pretending to be a girl online so that i can get just a little attention from a human being for once
> talking to this guy, seems really sweet and we have a bunch of common interests
> mfw i actually start to really care about this guy
> he alludes to abandonment issues in his past
> ohno.jpg
> panic, tell him i have to go to bed
> try to go to bed but can't sleep from guilt
> can't bring myself to message him the truth that i am a girlpretender attention whore
> decide just blocking him is the least painful option for both of us
am i a bad person?

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

We need a new community for Lemmy greentext

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

fake: anon has positive human interaction
gay: there are no girls on the internet

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago (24 children)

I bet everyone has pretended to be the opposite sex online. Maybe just for the giggles. But anyone who does that all the time, straight to hell.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can't find the original source right now, but a study found that 50% of men pretended at least once in their lives to be women online, whereas 0% of women pretended to be men.

I doubt the 0% part on women. I have met many women who claim to start off indicating they are male in online games, and avoid voice. Once they feel like they have a group of people who aren't going to perv on them they make their gender known.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or straight to therapy and hopefully a trans supportive community haha (not that it would excuse catfishing)

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I try to not reveal my gender when speaking online. I don't fell it pertinent and it is nice to be able to act which ever role you chose to at the moment.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 158 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just having a chill conversation with someone online.

They tell me that they've had their heart broken in the past and they're very sensitive.

mfw I had no idea this was a date is this person completely bonkers

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's okay, I'll be nice to you!

This you? 🧐

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

I would absolutely say something like that while freaking out - even though this is online and I'm not in any danger

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Because men don't have a strong enough social support system to have cathartic talks about their emotions. Because women aren't willing to disproportionately shoulder emotional labor anymore.

The patriarchy hurts everyone. Normalize discussing mental health among men. Don't let stigma stop you from telling your friends from how much they mean to you and how you're here if they need to talk.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The latest Modern Love episode is relevant

Where Did All My Male Friendships Go? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/podcasts/male-friendships-loneliness.html

It doesn't overanalyze but covers one man's experience that I found relatable

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why is there always an assumption that women have support? Also, you really shouldn’t trauma dump on your friends either - they won’t be able to give you space and it may affect them emotionally. Go to a support group and share there.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

My (presumably) man, get better friends. If I can make a friend of mine feel better by listening to him, why wouldn't I? I may not know what to say, but I would try my best. The saddest (on an inter-personal level, not as in "the world is going to shit") thing I experienced recently was a friend of mine basically disappearing because of mental health issues. I think I understand why he did that, comparing yourself to others sucks, but I wish I could help him more than the occasional "hey, how are you doing?" when we randomly meet somewhere.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

There wasn't. I never said every woman always has support. I only said that men struggle with vocalizing mental health needs among their friends.

If talking to your friends about trauma at the appropriate stage in your friendship is considered trauma dumping, I'm sorry to say that I'm afraid you don't have close friends.

That, or you're coddling and patronizing your friends for lacking the emotional maturity to handle deeper conversations.

True friendship comes from being comfortable with your vulnerabilities around your friends, and having each other's backs. A support group isn't a substitute because it's premise is transactional in nature, where you are expected to talk about and listen to trauma without attachment.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Too much crazy too fast. You gotta sit on that shit for a while, and then let it out slowly.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got to "she has to go to bed" before I realised that this was all the same day.

Trauma dumping can be cathartic but perhaps maybe don't do it within the first two hours of having met someone. Also don't do it too much because your problems aren't there problems.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's definitely a third date or beyond activity. When I was single, I always asked third dates to compare their emotional baggage with me, but wouldn't discuss it in depth until later. We all have it, so might as well bring it out but not all of it at once. Better to savor the pain.

[–] RawHex@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Not being genuine is also bad you know.

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[–] gedhrel@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Unsolicited "good morning message" - is that what it's called now?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Never have I ever met someone real-life online 🍻

Those two worlds must not collide.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

Well that's what 3D printers are for.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I did. Went hiking with a guy I met in an online game that turned out to live nearby. Pretty nice dude, I have to do that again some day.

The thing is, you never know. FBI agent? Serial murderer? Normal person?

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's because online people aren't real. All paid actors and bots (sometimes both).

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

NGL I do not miss keeping up with that shit. Its such a drag. Yet somehow waking up and saying good morning to someone is the shit.

[–] Sat@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 week ago

Her Boyfriend found the message and blocked him

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