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Tucker Carlson is "fake straight" and should answer questions about being straight.
He does seem very interested in gay sex.
I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who's rejected by his own people, and can't come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.
"Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!"
Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.
Soutpark needs to redo the "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" skit with the Tuckster.
He kinda just looks it too. I know that's highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too...
Like, just the article's pic, if you didn't know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic...
I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man's material.
How it feels around dudes who see you enjoy a caramel latte instead of drinking it black for some reason. Like bro, some Italian grandma drinks espresso harder than you ever have.
Some Italian grandmas are harder than they will ever be too.
Thicker mustaches, too.
Tucker will confim from his own experience?
No way he would turn down a stallion like me, thought Tucker. He must be faking it!
Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.
It's more likely he's a real straight, but no good at it.
Definitely gives off some incel vibes, I can see it.
So, what we're saying is...
he "will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, 'we were just playing tummy swords.' And then he’ll deny it going, 'I did not perform a homosexual act.' 'no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.'" -Robin Williams
I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.
Hey,
Thanks, and I don't think I have to watch it anymore!
No, Tucker, he still won't have sex with you. Not because he's not gay, but because you are a boner killer.
"I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg's sex life" says Tucker Carlson.
It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can't look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That's why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.
So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?
Yeah that tracks.
"I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!"
-- not gay Pete
I think we are all wondering one thing that Pete might be able to answer.
“When two gay men have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”
-Dwight Schrute
What a weird thing to say.
What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?
Serious replies only.
Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.
Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.
This man is so far in the closet, he's inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.
The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.
No Tucker, you first.
Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).
"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don't currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.
Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.
Tucker Carlson claiming he has the power to issue the gay certification test is some wild shit. Is it just a slow news day at the propaganda factory or is he like trying to proposition Pete?
There's literally "butt" in his name. What about you, Tucker fucker? I remember that Putin interview when you took his cock so fucking deep.
There’s literally “butt” in his name.
This is the level we're dealing with not only with Cucker Tarlson but all of US, erm, "political discourse".
I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.
Oh, certainly not! True, all of the men I know now who wear bow ties regularly are gay, but not the guy I knew back when I was a high school senior. Y'know, good, solid, conservative Limbaugh listener. Had a girlfriend even—back home, while he was at college—you wouldn't know her. Real friendly, he'd invite me over to his apartment to talk computers, share his university Internet login password with me, that kind of thing. Yup yup. Totally. 110% straight.
This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.
Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?
I would LOVE to see Tucker grill Buttigieg on gay sex. I hope he does it.
Tucker is the real hard gay.
Say say say say say.....hoooooooooooooo!
Why even repeat this cunt's message even if you oppose it? Best thing to do is let this drug of society fall into obscurity where they can do minimal damage.
Obviously he considers himself an authority on gay sex.
He wants him to prove it to him hard
