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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rule #492 do not call women your own age a hag

Generally avoiding calling women hags is a good idea.

[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

This is how I perceive the 28 year old to be.

[–] Ashenlux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Exactly! Why the fuck would anyone want to date someone that much younger than them? I will never understand why so many men want to date girl so young.

younger partners are easier to control.

and less worldly experience means they won't notice their dull personality.

lack of maturity and life milestones to date similar age ranges.

over emphasis on bodily needs.

and i repeat, control.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A friend of friend I’ve met a couple times is into me. They’re 23 and I’m 30 and I still don’t have an interest. They’re perfectly nice, but…

I think after 28-30 it starts to really not matter that much but before that even smallish gaps can be pretty questionable. And any dude that would consider someone their age to be a “hag” probably largely dates younger because mature, experienced women can tell they’re really just garbage man-children.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

really just garbage man-children

It's a green-text, we knew that from the get-go

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I agree with this. For me, so so much integral growth happens between ages 20 and 26-28 or so, and I don't really think people in general know who they are or what they want in life until then. Not true for everyone of course. All the people I know who married young are either divorced or super unhappy though so it may skew my perception a bit.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reading brainrot girlfriend has made me desire this.

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's brainrot girlfriend?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, I recognise like... Four things here? I'm old.

What's the buckle my shoe thing? That's a really old song, no?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It is, just got really popular on tiktok for a couple months.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

His date:

Source: Brainrot Girlfriend

Bonus:

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Love that we're making imaginary [gen-z/gen alpha/gen whatever the hell arbitrary title] the same way our parents and grandparents made imaginary millennials to get mad at.

The Silent Generation called their kids "Generation Me"

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

The Silent Generation was correct.

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[–] Odo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It feels wrong to read manga-style art left to right.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The whole comic was brain rot talk that i didn't even notice it didn't narratively connect.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 203 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Can't fathom calling a 28 year old a hag 💀

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the 28 year olds Anon dates

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They're 48 in crackhead years.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My partner's sister is 19, I'm in my early 30s now. But I met my partner when she was 19, I often ask myself did she come across as this annoying to people in their 30s back then?

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

And now you understand why older men dating young girls is creepy, even if legal.

They have nothing in common. There's no way. It's pure physical attraction above all else.

Edit: Seemingly a lot of older people down voting this are in denial about how much they have in common with some 18 year old girl/guy as a romantic partner. You understand you're not fooling anyone, right? Not even other people like you. Underneath, you all know what you're about.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 days ago

Or both sides like to learn from each other and grow towards each other over time?

There are worse reasons why an extreme age gap is seen as creepy, "not knowing each others interests" is not one of them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (22 children)

I'm 54 and most of the people I know are in their early 20s. We get along great and have plenty to talk about.

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[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A lot of people are downvoting this because a 19 year old is an adult who can make their own choices and you are insinuating that there's something so objectively wrong with dating an older person that it should be illegal.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (30 children)

When did we as a society give up on the "½ X +7" minimum dating age formula?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (8 children)

When we decided to mind our own business and stop moralizing other people’s relationships based on our personal feelings.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (13 children)
> be me 34
> decide to look for a hag around my age
> most of them have at least one kid, usually the annoying kind, and only see you as a babysitter
> same ones are also super focused on their kids, no hobbies, no interests, no life
> most of them seem to be super conservative
> some of them are so bigoted they can only talk about "those people"
> finally found someone who's bearable for more than 20 minutes
> never mind, she's alcoholic
> finally found someone not alcoholic and is bearable for even more time
> never mind, she's both 300+km away and also married
How do I find hot singles on the fediverse? I'm not reinstalling Tinder!
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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I dated a 19 year old at 22 and even in that relatively minor gap there was palpable divide in mindset and priorities. I was looking to start a career and get my life established. She graduated high school a few month prior to turning 19 and just wanted to get high and watch musicals.

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

people both younger and older than me talk like this and I just want to go anywhere else every time I hear it

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago

The brainrot is real, even with "old hags". My ex was 3 years younger than me, but she was an avid tiktok scroller. I was often being shown and taught about new "memes" that everyone promptly forgot about by the next week.

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