Let's all send sperm to the white house to contribute to the data collection. I'm willing to throw in some fresh Canadian sperm to help, and I'll use nudes of the US first lady to jerk off! Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
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Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
This dude likes to swim in raw sewage and eat roadkill. You think drowning in ball yogurt is going to break his stride?
WHY IS HE COLLECTING TEENAGER'S SPERM?!
Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine
teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.
8 men who can't get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.
Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.
smh. What an absolute moron.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?
The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.
Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.
Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.
I wonder if Cheryl Hines doesn't get invited to as many hollywood parties these days bc her husband is fucking the country
Is RFK Jr milking them? Why is this a talking point? Is this some slope into bringing back eugenics?
Is RFK Jr milking them?
Given this admin and its total safe guard of the Epstein Files... Maybe.
Ok Bob, I'll need you to successfully wank five times a day for a month.
Then we'll talk
Sperm counts and testosterone have been dropping rapidly but I didn't think teens were now worse off than 65 YOs
This com keeps peaking
Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…
Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.
Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.
He also says it tastes funny.
Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.
Are they saying that they want 65 year old men to impregnate teenagers? Island boys together strong.
