8 men who can't get an erection without gender-affirming boner pills: Young boys have less virility the than 65yo men.
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And that’s basically it!
Boner pills don't increase testosterone levels or change sperm count.
RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.
Is RFK Jr milking them? Why is this a talking point? Is this some slope into bringing back eugenics?
Is RFK Jr milking them?
Given this admin and its total safe guard of the Epstein Files... Maybe.
Worst timeline.
Let's all send sperm to the white house to contribute to the data collection. I'm willing to throw in some fresh Canadian sperm to help, and I'll use nudes of the US first lady to jerk off! Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
Let's show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!
This dude likes to swim in raw sewage and eat roadkill. You think drowning in ball yogurt is going to break his stride?
Let's assume there are 340million americans, half of whom have no penis and a fifth of whom are under 18. That leaves 4/10 or 136 million men. Lets say the ejaculate 5ml each, so that 200 men make a litre and 200 litres fill a bath, so 40000 men fill a bath. Easy. Swimming pool? 25mx10mx1.5m=3750 cubic metres or 3 750 000 000 000 litres. It'll take too long because each man needs to donate about 10000 litres, and I don't care how much jizz he's claiming the over 65s are making, they'll all have heart attacks if they try that.
We need a compromise of a hot tub sort of quantity. Say 2000 litres, (450 gallons or so in freedumb units) so we just need 400 000 men, well under 1% of potential donors. Very doable.
However, on a practical note, if a man took 10 seconds to make his donation to RFK's hot tub jizz bukkake drowning pool, and ten men can surround it at once, even with military timing, that's only 60 per minute, 3600 per hour, that's 111 hours or about 5 days and nights non stop jizzing at an absolute minimum. It's gonna go cold and stale, so whether it gunks up the nozzles or not, I think we owe it to RFK for him to go out comfy and we'd best leave the heat and bubbles on as he is gradually overwhelmed by spunk.
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We need a compromise of a hot tub sort of quantity.
But don't use an actual hot tub or you'll poach the wigglers.
Real big issue for the people who fuck kids.
Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.
I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!
Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).
This com keeps peaking
Tf are they sampling over there??
He also says it tastes funny.