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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 9 points 3 hours ago

Didn't anyone think that perhaps Iran would have used the Strait of Hormuz as a strategic tool? Or care to listen to the guy who did?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 hours ago

Well, he's a quicker learner than I thought he'd be.

It doesn't quite get to the root cause, though, does it?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

Didn't you kill that girl's dad a few days ago?

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 4 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

What you need is an armed escort. In a month. Then she’ll be all yours!

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 minutes ago

Once you get through enough armed escorts that there is a pile of bodies to hide behind, she'll be all yours!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Macron also said they won't send war ships because they might get shot at.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 8 hours ago
[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 75 points 10 hours ago

"The only thing prohibiting access to the backyard is the hornets nest we kicked"

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 8 points 6 hours ago

Only that. Huh.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 80 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right now is the War Trump Started.

FIFY

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 58 points 10 hours ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago

If only there was some way of predicting this would happen, we wouldn't have done this! ;p

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

We attacked Florida and demanded that they don't cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn't nearly that wide, it's 35x smaller

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

build a wall around Florida.

"So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

"It's for when the climate change causes shrinkage!" (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

You'd be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago