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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He seems to have learned about his wrong ways in the past. And that's probably why he wants to attack Cuba next (attack militarily, economically it's under attack for 60 years)

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

-> start a war with Iran for no reason

-> don't consult any allies apart from Israel

-> "EU and NATO assistance unnecessary"

-> turns out Iran is prepared and responds

-> "if NATO doesn't help, the alliance is over"

🤡🤡🤡

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Man I sometimes have dreams that everyone suddenly realizes Trump is senile, is removed from office, the US apologizes for what he's done, pays everything back, presses undo on everything.
Its not too late. Undo America!

senile

fun fact: The word "senate" goes back to the same origin than the world "senile": Both go back to latin "senex" meaning old man.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Make American great again again

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all because we don’t need it.”

“We have a lot of oil,” said Trump. “We were the number one producer anywhere in the world times two by double, at least double. Now I think it’s much higher than that. But we do it. It’s almost like we do it for habit, but we also do it for some very good allies that we have in the Middle East.”

That does not at all sound like a "probably we shouldn't be there" statement. It reads more like "some say we shouldn't but we do it anyways because ..."

Like he outright states he's doing it for Israel and because Israel asked him to and somehow convinced him. He's not backing down. That's not what he's saying there.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I also read it about being a reframing as being a helpful friend and claiming not to have any self-interest

Though it does give him an out to move the troops to Cuba at his whims.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago

...somehow?..like four-decade-honeypot somehow?..

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It makes it sound like we shouldn't be there waring. He means we shouldn't be there as an ally...at all..over the past decades from the context of the whole statement.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 170 points 3 days ago (18 children)

He later said: “So, we need, I, I would really, I’m demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory because it is their territory, it’s the place from which they get their energy and they should come and they should help us protect it.”

Then came the line that quickly sparked reaction online:

“You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all because we don’t need it.”

It's Iran's terrority, and Iran is defending it after being attacked...

But I really think he's getting pressure from Christian extremists to abandon Israel. Their endgame was always Israel getting wiped out by its neighbors to start Armageddon and rapture Christians.

If no one joins against Iran, trump will likely try to slink away and Bibi holding the bag.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And he threatened NATO, who by all his accounts "stood back from the front lines" When Article 5 was called during the bullshit second Gulf War. And now he DEMANDS they help. Sure buddy.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago (32 children)

I just love the quote:

So, we need, I, I would really, I’m demanding...

He starts with needing help, starts to say he just really wants it, then pivota to demanding it.

The fact that he went thru those steps shows how much pressure he's facing.

His two biggest wings of influence has been Israel and American christo-fascists, if they start pulling him in opposite ways, he can't hold onto both.

He's fucked, but so are the rest of us by extension. Hopefully just till midterms at least.

[–] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 44 points 3 days ago (20 children)

The thing is, as a foreigner, and speaking bluntly, this is on the entire American population, voting him in once was one thing, but not dealing with Jan 6 harshly under Bidens administration did nothing more than encourage them and their billionaire backers. IF there's no false flag operation to cancel the midterms and IF presidential elections are held and the democrats get into power, you lot are going to have to overhaul your entire system to ensure another Trump doesn't happen. And honestly speaking I can't realistically see that happening.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Man I am so fucking ready for the Nationalist Christians to become huge fucking pariahs as a direct result of all of the idiocy that they’ve been pushing

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

by then the world may be literally cooked.

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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Sorry, your son died in this war. We shouldn’t even have been there.”

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Epstein distraction turned into another mid term issue and no one stopped paying attention to the Epstein issue. Can't keep winning

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago

Bloomberg has regular interviews with analysts for giant investment firms. They had one who specializes in government debt. She said she talks to the people who work the front office for politicians. The Iran war and affordability come up regularly but the number one question they get is about the Epstein files.

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[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Trump is a moron and so are his supporters. It’s a moron horde.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Never underestimate idiots in large numbers.

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[–] Itwasntme223@discuss.online 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Watch him claim later on that he doesn't know why they're in Iran because he never gave the orders to do that. It must have been Hegseth.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lmao, he's going to campaign on stopping the war in Iran, isn't he?

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Jesus, you've seen beyond the veil and can actually think like him! I could see him doing that like tomorrow.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We ~~SHOULD~~ ~~SHOULD NOT~~ ~~SHOULD~~ ~~SHOULD NOT~~ ~~SHOULD~~ SHOULD NOT be at War!

-Free Thinking Republicans who Voted for Trump for Peace!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

They're MAGAs, they are always pro-war, no matter they claim.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

This reveals how piss poor the planning was the lack of concern for the dead and wounded. Life is cheap under the MAGA fucks.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crazy reality when the bare minimum ideal to aim for is not electing senile pedophiles to the most influential position on the planet Earth.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Explain to me who can possibly be stunned at this point that Donald Trump's a braindead moron who has no idea what's going on.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

It's almost like he only joined in on the war because Israel was instructing him or something.

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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, like, at what point does the rest of the world just declare war on us for the cabinet not using the 25th?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When one of their own shillionaires gets killed by Trump's stupidity.

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[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Oh my god… he is so stupid and worthless.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Senile old pedo rapist "thinks" out loud...

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We were the number one producer anywhere in the world times two by double

TIL we produce 4x the amount of oil as any other country.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Every so often the truth comes out and it's shocking AF when it comes from there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The good news is we already won! It's over! Trump told me so last week.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I dislike hom as much as the next guy but what he meant is very clearly not what the article implies. Baitclick

[–] Zarxrax@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Reading the article, it sounds to me exactly as the headline implies. So tell me, what did he actually mean then?

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

we've always been at ear with Iran. It is joe bidens fault for not ending the war which I will end soon

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago
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