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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

RIP, random battlestation, you served the prime directive:

For a gamer to game, they must actually be alive, above all else.

o7

May Theseus grant you new life.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

May Theseus grant you new life.

Well said.

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh my. I never thought of it that way. Decades of random component upgrades. New ram here. Upgraded (ram compatible, other compatible part) motherboard there. Changed video card. Replaced burnt harddrive/ssd.... Its always been the same PC, while being a completely replaced one.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Here's an attempt at another one.

If you have a short sentence that tells a tale, but has been through a few rounds of 'telephone'...

... perhaps what you have is a quip of Theseus.

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[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

My neighbor would be upgrading my computer for me if this happened

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

"I will never financially recover from this"

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

She heard about the dog firing the shotgun in the truck.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We can’t keep calling every son of a bitch a dog.

[–] onthesolivine@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

but they had that dog in them

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

OMG!

I hope it missed the RAM, Graphics Card and SSDs.

PS: Update - judging by the pictures somebody posted, the bullet hit a DIMM module. TRAGEDY!!!

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Looks like it got a ram bar. Also what would deflect the bullet if it missed everything?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Have you seen the price of DIMM modules nowadays?!

Jumping in front of the bullet would've hurt less!

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[–] Loce@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)

They shot his ram... In this economy? Fuck man

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

This must be a part of Sam Altman's grand plan to end general purpose consumer electronics.

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[–] delikt@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 week ago (28 children)

Its so strange for Europeans to read this because we don't let Weapons randomly lay around armorized and our Walls are not that thin, that this can happen such as easy as with US paperwalls

[–] pycorax@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Europeans? More like most of the world really...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

There are probably more "Man bites dog" stories in Europe than "Dog discharges gun" stories.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel like that's not a valid thing to say. "My dog shot the gun".

I'm sure it won't hold up in court, but it also doesn't hold up anywhere else. Don't keep your guns loaded with the safety off where they are accessible.

You might as well just shoot your family and neighbors yourself if you're doing that shit.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Well, to be fair, it was ChatGPT that told the dog it was ok to shoot.

Might as well add another layer of unaccountability.

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[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anyone who is picking up their pitch forks at the offender needs to read this thread first. Before you unload your rage, consider taking what the victim did as a learning opportunity.

It was 3:30am in the morning when the shot happened. The neighbor who discharged the firearms rushed downstairs to check on the woman who's PC was shot, thankfully finding that she was not hurt. She was distraught, frantic, and told the PC owner that she will never own a firearm again and pay for all damages. They talked, and the PC owner learned that her daughter just passed away. A police report was still filed, but the PC owner isn't pressing charges. They're getting margaritas later together.

Let me be clear that this absolutely does not excuse what this woman did. However, what the PC owner did likely saved her neighbor's life. You see, at 3:30am in morning, there is only typically one thing people would do with a fire arm, to themselves.

Anyone would be in their right to be angry at this woman after what she did. But the PC owner extended her compassion and became this woman's friend at a time when she had every reason not to.

What the headline could have been was 'woman commits suicide after negligent discharge', but it was not. Imagine if the PC owner was the last person who spoke to her in anger, and imagine if she had to live with that for the rest of their life knowing that she could have done something about it.

[–] KingKong33@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

This sounds super sus. I couldn't find the comment where OP said the neighbor was upstairs, but the damage in the photos, to me, looks like the bullet came from the side. And it doesn't jive with OPs comment in the in the original post.

The police said that the PC changed the trajectory of the bullet, and it would have hit me while I was sleeping if the PC hadn’t been there.

If the shot came from upstairs, where would the PC case need to be to change the trajectory to keep it from hitting you in bed? Hypothetically it could be possible, but those are some weird ass angles to make that work. Unlikely.

With the photo of the bullet mostly intact (I would expect it to be more deformed than that), that was supposedly found underneath the OPs pillow?? That they were supposedly dead asleep on? I don't think this actually happened. This is a work of fiction.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Where I live, anyone who owns a firearm is required to keep it in a locked gun safe when not in use, and there are strict rules around transporting a firearm as well.

They cannot be left unattended in a vehicle, and they absolutely cannot, under any circumstances, be left loaded.

The fact that Americans have loaded firearms just kicking around in their house is utterly insane.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I don't own a gun. It's has nothing to do with politics. I'm a suicide risk; I don't need a ticket to the bullet train.

The problem is that many, maybe most people are like me. They shouldn't have a gun. If others were self-aware like me, shit like this would be much more rare. I think you shouldn't be able to buy a gun unless every member of the household can pass a gun safety test. Including the pets.

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I own guns. I enjoy shooting paper targets at the range and clay disks flying through the air. I grew up around guns on a farm. I’m very comfortable handling them.

Me, and responsible people like me, are PARANOID about gun safety. Even if I KNOW it’s unloaded, I never point it in an unsafe direction. Like, not even towards the right because my neighbors house is that way 300 yards away through a concrete basement wall etc. I never point it at something I don’t intend to kill/destroy, and my finger never touches the trigger unless I intend to pull it. When the gun isn’t in my direct and immediate control - it’s locked up.

I HATE assholes like the person in this story. They deserve criminal negligence, their guns taken away forever, and some community penalty that’s severe. There is no way in hell “the dog did it”. Give me a break. At best, they were cleaning it in an unsafe manner and did some very negligent things (didn’t check the chamber, pointed it at their neighbor, pulled the god damn trigger), OR they were being a complete jackass and waving it around gangster style.

[–] Sickday@kbin.earth 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It baffles me that this person had to:

  1. Have their firearm and ammo in proximity without the intent to immediately discharge it
  2. Have their firearm LOADED in their own home without the intent to discharge it.
  3. "theoretically" leave it LOADED and unattended in their home long enough for "their dog" to discharge it.

Yeah this is absolutely the type of person who should not be allowed to handle firearms.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago

... the much more pleasant problem of shopping for a replacement PC with a $3,500 budget.

Uhhhh how much PC does that get a person these days? 2 Gigs of ddr3 ram?

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you leave a loaded firearm with a round chambered and the safety off out where "your dog" can set it off, that's still negligence!

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

XTREME NEGLIGENCE! Watch this baby pull a pistol out of the couch cushions and SHOOT THE DAD! This isolated, abused teen has access to SEMI-AUTOMATIC FIREARMS because his parents don't believe in a GUN SAFE! Watch the CARNAGE Carnage carnage!

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[–] KingKong33@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, the firearm was negligently discharged by your "dog," dumbass.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 25 points 1 week ago

They're gonna have to sure that idiot neighbor for the $10,000 that RAM costs.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is happened twice now. What an utterly stupid country.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Twice recently.

The other time was not the first time

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

Nooo, not the RAM! You know how expensive that is today? Should have just shot me, would be cheaper.

[–] plz1@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But was the GPU OK? That's gold right there.

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[–] LemmyEntertainYou@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well yea, the motherboard clearly says “military grade”

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Insurance infinite money hack: getting your computer shot during an AI-driven semiconductor drought. Rinse and repeat, just remember to cash out before the bubble pops!

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All those dog open-carry advocates got some splainin' to do now.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Am I wrong or this article looks completely written by a LLM? The way it always repeats the redditor username is so weird.

Articles like this are a valid reason to choose an username like 'igargleexpiredcum'

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You could say... he dogged a bullet.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Angelbabyzz now has the much more pleasant problem of shopping for a replacement PC with a $3,500 budget

So she'll be able to get some low budget 16GB machine, probably without a video card because 3500 dollars will only get you so far these days

[–] TimothyOilypants@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun."

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