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UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House (www.hollywoodreporter.com)

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[–] johncandy1812@lemmy.ca 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump has no class.

Before anyone says "what does this have to do with Trump?" - This is an event hosted by Trump for his birthday using tax payer money. Admonish the fighter all you wamt but this is an environment fostered by Trump. As stated in a comment above, the fighter was probably paid to say that, with Trump in the audience, on his birthday. Probably paid him in Trump coin or something.

[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

This is an event hosted by Trump for his birthday using tax payer money.

I still can’t fucking believe that’s legal. How is it that he gets to spend $60 million on turning the White House into white-trash trailer-park ghetto cage match on the tax payer dime.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Because it’s not legal, but it’s an oligarch take over so he’s getting away with it along with a many other things.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It's not legal, but since we are ignoring subpoenas now it's fine.

who knew the secret? Just don't go

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

The US 1% finally went mask off and don't care what the general public thinks of them now. Trump was the permission structure that allowed it.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Trump was elected because of the permission structure.

No functioning republic would allow him past the primary. This is one of the unintended (joke) side effects of Citizens United and Super PACs, it just took a few years and billionaires are sharing the stage with Presidential victors, laughing. There's a huge amount of money behind him, and he got more "free" press than anybody ever.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, wait for autonomous crowd control before it gets really mask off. Then those people fighting in cages will not do it voluntarily anymore and certainly not getting paid.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Too right

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The US government has been too unrestrained for generations and it's only getting worse regardless of who is in power. The people aren't ready to do anything about it yet either.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The people aren’t ready to do anything about it yet either.

It's kinda baffling. A country with a violent gun culture obsessed with rising up against any totalitarian government... And yet all of it is just a lie funded by the military industrial complex.

I don't see how any citizen with a gun stands a chance against drone strikes and SWAT teams. The best leverage American workers have over the rich is the same as everywhere else in the world:

Stop going to work.
Peacefully disobey the authorities.
Don't believe the narrative and create art.
Form strong local communities and alternative economies.

My 2c anyway.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Did he earn some extra Trump Coin for saying that on camera? I bet he did.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

What is this clown show timeline

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Proving they're trolls.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Then they're upset that nobody agrees with them "mma is an art". Just complete losers.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 5 points 19 hours ago

"Are you offended by this? Are you offended by this? You have TDS!" (Obama living rent free in their heads.)

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 13 hours ago

RIP Joan Rivers

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

"Regularly concussed man has stupidist possible opinion and tells it to a rich clown"

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago

trump sure drags a lot of sludge around with him. He can have as many sycophants parroting him as he likes but we all know, deep down, that he knows he ain't above us, he's beneath us.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 90 points 1 day ago

Dude literally just cage matched for a pedo. Who gives a fuck what he thinks

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, this sport seems to lead to significant levels of brain damage. I mean, attending this stupid shit show in the first place, then talking stupid shit like that, all while accepting worthless Trump crypto instead of payment.

Stupidity or masochism? You decide.

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[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did he lose a fight to her or something?

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[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 122 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Hilarious that Bud Light is a sponsor after MAGA canceled them. Everyone involved is a degenerate.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago

Rent fucking free.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said giddily while tightly grabbing the masculine hands of Slow Rogan.

Mannerisms don’t matter, hell I’m pretty fruity myself. But content and intent does.

Even if Michelle was, then what? Who cares.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

Even as a woman she's a better man than any of these fucking losers.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did anyone expect anything better from the White Trash House?

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"your ex-president's wife/first Lady humanitarian attorney loved personality has masculine features hahahahaha"

"Bro, you're literally simping for actual Nazis, when this comes to a head, there's a good chance you'll be banished and depending on your actions, hanged for treason"

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[–] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, that's just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we're stupid...because we are.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 298 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Man, the Idiocracy writers really gave up after the first one

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