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This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing.... and it worked!

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[–] petersr@lemmy.world 55 points 22 hours ago (7 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

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... is it me you're looking for?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 46 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

I can see it in your mod--log 🎶

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A Kenyan union has many opinions

And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

It just goes "on" and "on" for years and years

Like the Kenyan union's opinions on onions

They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion's

Now, is this really a poem of onion?

Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

They said it just goes "on" and "on"

But "i" was forgotten in the middle...

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Um onions are red

Onions are white

You end up a loon

If you don't get it right

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago

There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

Sorry, you are broke.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago

from the other siiiiiide

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