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[–] towerful@programming.dev 168 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I regret that I have only one upvote to give for that awesome comment

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, now that's a fine pun you got there.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

a little whooshYes but it's also a pun for "shit zoo"

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Goddamn you...

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

China: Why does everyone question our discoveries?

Also China:

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But aren’t pandas from China? I was expecting this to be some other country that, you know, doesnt have pandas.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pandas are owned by the government. Not everyone in China can get a panda.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

See also Panda diplomacy

In the late 2010s and early 2020s, with China–United States relations straining, China began declining to renew panda leases for U.S. zoos.[27][28] The San Diego Zoo pandas returned to China in 2019, followed by pandas at the Memphis Zoo and National Zoo in Washington, D.C. in 2023.[29]The Memphis pandas, Ya Ya and Le Le, became a rallying point for Chinese calls to repatriate the bears after accusations of poor living conditions circulated on Chinese social media sites and the sudden death of Le Le in February 2023.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did they order their panda from Wish?

Cute doggo, but maybe don’t paint them?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They recalled them from the world famous San Diego zoo.....and the kids broke them the next day.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh that would be a nice scam. Accuse the US of returning painted dogs.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should just get some hair samples the next time a Panda is on loan and clone us some. Every company that's ever had their products cloned after outsourcing to China would get a kick out of that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’m sure they’d throw a big fit over it. It’s ok if they do it, but not us.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's nuts

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You know this led to huge fights and maybe a mental break or two.

"I'm TELLING you, those were fucking dogs!"

"Yeah, okay, bro, I'm sure you know better than the literal ZOO."

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“I came here to see the painted dogs. What the hell are these pandas?”

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Boy, nature just threw all the paints it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

those are gorgeous.

also probably severely misunderstood.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This story resurfaces every couple of months. Last time it turned out they had specifically advertised that they'd be having an event where they had the dogs groomed to look like pandas. Like, they never claimed they were actually pandas.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s a different incident from a different zoo.

Never heard your excuse before any of the many previous times this exact same thing has happened in China.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't say it's my excuse, exactly, but I will say it's funny we think this could possibly convince any Chinese person they were seeing a panda.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

poor vs rich zoo

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is Lets Build a Zoo prophecy or just a historically accurate simulation?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A glitch in The matrix?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's the cutest dog I've ever seen lmfao

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least they don't need to pay rent to china

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Several pandas are in the US, on loan from China, and I think we may be paying rent on some.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hence not needing to pay rent.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No that's more importantly because these are dogs not pandas

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Chinese government owns all pandas. You cannot buy a panda, only rent it, and some of that rent goes to the CCP

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How progressive.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Is it really a zoo or just some side show act charging $5 to see pandas in their back yard?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago