I love the doors, but this gave me a good laugh
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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Im sure the creeps on 4chan would love all these older musicians if they took the time to read about them, and how they were basically all abusing kids
I strongly suspect, I wouldn’t like whatever „music“ anon listens to either
I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"
To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.
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Still better than anything with autotune.
The vast majority of songs these days use autotune, you just can't hear it because it's being used properly to fix when the singer is slightly off key.
The "autotune" sound only happens when the artist is purposefully singing off key.
Almost true. The "autotune effect" only appears if you dial the knobs all the way up when setting up the effect. But you are correct that properly used autotune is pretty much not noticeable.
Using autotune also does not automatically make you a bad singer. T-Pain is very known for the autotune effect he uses on his vocals, but he is an amazing singer even without using it.
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CIA funded circus music, lol. It all makes sense now
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Don't ever shit talk The Doors
Yeah but you gotta do a bong rip as a big Midwestern storm approaches while listening to riders on the storm
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Hey man, let's take some poorly written beat poetry and put it over mediocre guitar compositions. Then we can take a talented keyboardist but make him play the shittiest sounding electric organ. And we can make sure the recording makes it all sound like a cat and some tin cans in a dryer.
I'm partial to talented keyboardists playing shitty sounding electric organs myself. Shoutout to Deep Purple.
Didn't Jon Lord use a Hammond organ? One of the best sounding instruments ever.
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Yeah the Doors had great songs and long shit songs, like every band.
The Beatles had long shit songs, Led Zeppelin, Kanye, Gustav Mahler...
The Beatles had long shit songs
Such as?
Number ... Nine?
I'm not a White Album fan, lots of self indulgent stuff.
Lol fair enough, you've found the one Beatles song worth skipping
I sang Beatles songs to my kids as their lullabies and in parts with them today, I consider them the greatest band of all time, and they still had clinkers.
"For the Benefit of Mister Kite" is also kinda meh.
“For the Benefit of Mister Kite” is also kinda meh.
You fucking what mate?
K & H will assure the production will be second to none, but you are not invited
And that means you will never see Henry the Horse dance the waltz
That's ok, I can hang out in Strawberry Fields forever.
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How dare you.
I am drunk, I am nobody. I am drunk, I am famous. I am drunk, I am dead.
In the words of the immortal Kids in the Hall,
"Doors fans aren't made, they are born."
And of course
"The gypsies had no homes, the Doors had no bass. But don't let that scare you my friend, let that liberate you!"
I'm going to have to steal that first line for describing the next thing I suspect of being funded by the CIA.
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