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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

On one hand, I loathe pedophiles and the awful black market that they use to trade whatever

On other hand, I wonder how often the "law" just uses this to get rid of people who displease them, they just install the appropriate stash with a thumb drive while "scanning".

Decades in prison, asset forfeiture, who would stop them or even be able to prove it? The modern equivalent of planting drugs (which they are caught doing frequently already), and nobody wants to defend pedophiles.

Worst case scenario for them? The taxpayers pay for a lawsuit settlement and they might get paid leave for six months

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, but why bother? They can just turn off the body camera and shoot them in self defense. Same outcome and way less work.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Making a martyr vs discrediting everything someone has ever done, and turning their family/friends/everyone against them and their ideology.

Hmm...

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

They do that already (gun them down), but they can't kill too many people! It's like they have a murder quota.

So, for the rest they plant evidence on, drugs and this.

Also, many of them are sadists and prefer the torture route (like 40 years in prison).

[–] irelephant@anarchist.nexus 32 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Irl they'd just refuse to leave, and maybe shoot your dog.

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Irl they've already bugged your home and the train arrives 0800 tomorrow morning, you will never be seen again.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 48 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

congrats for torrenting the latest disney movie off their honeypot

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 15 hours ago

Thanks for seeding Disney

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago

Their fault for torrenting without a VPN

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 11 points 19 hours ago

If there's not a thermite microcharge hovering above your crime drive are you even really posting? Ctrl-Super-M (for melt) and that sucker's a puddle

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

They already showed their cards so they'll not come back with a warrant. This is more about intimidation than anything else.

I've had the same thing happen to me. "Can we search your house? It will help you if you have nothing to hide". Fuck off cunts. They didn't try again.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Adding onto this one:

I suspect they are searching your trash. They roll up to your house, tell you there's a bunch of "suspicious" shit tied to your address, IP, a cell ping in the area, whatever. The point is to scare the shit out of you in the hopes that you trash any "incriminating" property.

Then they search your trash (which does not require a warrant, let alone notice), find your shit, and then come back to arrest you.

The point here is fuck them. They didn't bother to create a warrant, so they dont get to complain when you decide to upgrade your PC, slag the old drives, then keep them on your coffee table as conversation starters. If they had a warrant, that would be different. They dont.

Don't let them scare you stupid. Continue on as normal. Maybe invest in a different ISP because some like to snitch.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 25 points 19 hours ago

Pretty much.

If OP had something incriminating, they would already have the paperwork they need to grab it.

Police knocking on your door is hoping you would give them information to arrest you. Proper swat team breaking down your door means they already had it.

ICE doesn't count. They're not cops.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

“Can we search your house? It will only help you if you have nothing to hide”.

Help me how, to get arrested faster? lmao

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" remains at the top of my list of bullshit lines of "reasoning" I've ever heard in my entire life.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

I removed the "only" from my text because it was a bit ambiguous.

But yes it was exactly that. It's like they consider themselves to be the law. "You're either with me or against me". Typical BS.

It's mostly cops that think they have something to prove and try to do stuff by themselves.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 27 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Step 1: Back up important files
Step 2: boot from live Linux USB
Step 3: dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/nvmeX && dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/nvmeX Repeat as many times as you wish

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

If you have nvme use secure erase first.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Use a live Linux ISO that can run entirely in memory, and run step 3 in an infinite loop. Take the USB with you and leave the PC running.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I'm dumb, what does this do?

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 13 hours ago

Write random data in the drive over and over again, with one or two pass there are some sophisticated techniques that can get some sliver of data out if the random. But with 3 4 passes and more it's statistically unlikely they can recover anything.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Runs step 3 in an infinite loop

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 21 hours ago

Anon needs a bugout bag plan, which also would have him wipe his computer when he leaves. He needs to have some drills tho.

But like other people said in the comments, it is not the smartest legal move.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: cops obeying the law and following due process? Really?

Gay: Anon clearly took “be gay, do crimes” seriously… too bad he didn’t take his opsec as seriously…

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[–] kcseb@pawb.social 147 points 1 day ago (35 children)

And here's where we introduce you to this magical term called full disk encryption!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (10 children)

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)

[–] msage@programming.dev 48 points 1 day ago

And if you use BitLocker, don't!

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[–] mech@feddit.org 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If the cops actually had anything real on him, they could get the warrant over the phone while stalling you at the door, or even storm your place and get it later.
And even if they don't get it, no cop can get in trouble for the raid if they "suspect" you might destroy evidence, and anything they find can still be used in court.

It completely invalidates your 4th amendment rights, but congress felt this was needed to protect you against "terrorists" 25 years ago.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

chemical castration is the correct way to solve ops problem

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did anon even do to be on the radar, this is just not credible. They would never show up for a chat if that was the case, they would collect evidence quietly.

[–] LordFireCrotch@lemmy.today 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

4chan green text? Not credible?

No way!

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[–] xodasu@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Short answer, do NOT destroy the computer or flee. That is textbook obstruction and will turn a sketchy visit into a criminal case overnight. You were right to refuse a search without a warrant, keep doing that, but destroying evidence or running wiping tools is a dumb panic move.

Get a lawyer immediately, even a public defender if money is tight. Record everything from the visit now, names, badge numbers, what they said, time stamps, take photos of any paperwork or footprints. Do not log into accounts, do not run cleanup software, and if possible disconnect the machine from the internet and power it down until your lawyer tells you what to do. Turning it off is different from erasing stuff.

If the cops come back with a warrant, comply on your lawyer's advice. If you're honestly worried the allegation involves really serious crimes, get counsel fast, because those carry mandatory procedures and you need someone who knows how to handle evidence and interviews. And for the future, yes encrypt your drives and keep recovery keys offline, but that's after you sort this with legal help.

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (9 children)

So if there is anything on your computer, deleting it just destroys the file directory to it, they can find it still, you have to delete everything, then rewrite over it with new information.

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