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Netanyahu would like a word
This dude was interviewed on British TV a while back. It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was.
He wanted to raise awareness because if he had sought medical help when he was young, the likelihood of medical intervention being successful is greatly increased.
He wants other people to go get help if they need it.
World's smallest penis competition
Is going in the pool considered doping?
It'll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you're too cold they'll wait until you come back up to temp.
What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis?
What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results
Honestly, that's probably a part of the test. 😏
Id have won the micro penis contest if it wasn't for those meddling asexuals.
Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean.
Is this jimmy from mr beast
Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
Well played
Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he's got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts.
I hope he did anyway cause he's gonna get sought out.
Damn, that's impressively small. Also bro's got some confidence, respect.
Yeah that took balls.
Ironic big dick energy.
Unironic major example of how "[size] dick energy" is a really stupid, and inherently body-shaming, expression in the first place.
Dick size horseshoe theory
I think this is probably alarmingly accurate
Yeah if he is correct I wouldn't want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I'm sure many men's lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn't everything but that's a bit different category of issue is all.
I think the full phrase is "size isn't everything, its how you use it" but bro has nothing to use. As disabilities go, its one of the easier ones to have - able bodied and normal-looking with all five senses. It sucks that he misses out on sexual relationships, but so do loads of people with much worse conditions.
Also when you get older sometimes even as a guy you may not be able to perform, it happens. So as long as you have an understanding partner you can get around those times. Mean I'm unsure on actual performance issues but really penis in vagina, while most common (I think?) is only a bit of what couples can do for fun in that area. Hell I think there's so much more besides that but not for this topic.
I'm not sure he misses out on sexual relationships at all though. Strap ons are a thing, and can be very effective (ask a lesbian, or a trans man!) and there are LOTS of ways to have sex that don't involve the traditional act people tend to reduce it down to.
Also, disabled people also have sex. The idea that they don't is ableist AF.
The worst part is probably all the small dick jokes. I know that would fuck with me.
I'm pretty sure most new born boys have a larger penis than that... I struggle to believe that his tool would really be THAT tiny.
I looked it up, it's just short of a centimeter. There are women with a bigger clit than that.
gulp
info please
So of new borns often have a ~90mm flaccid penis at birth, and he is 1cm erect...
I wonder if he was born with an even smaller penis, or if his penis just literally never grew.
I'm about to sully my search history and look this up, but I would imagine there are hormone treatments you can get at a young age.
Edit: short answer. Yes it can help in some cases. Micropenis is often detected in infancy. And seemingly often caused by very low testosterone levels during development
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17955-micropenis
In the US, due to a shitty health care system, men usually self-medicate at a later age with a giant pickup truck or a douche sports car.
Being in the epstein files, or buying tesla/twitter.
"or" should be "and" as Musk is also in the files.
Idk if Bill Gates bought a tesla though
I feel sorry for his exwife.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
We'll need to investigate further to find out the truth. He must jork it.
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