If I did this I would immediately try to get a second job with the extra time and save like crazy.
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Imagine figuring out how to get paid for nothing, and deciding to spend your days sitting on the couch watching TV instead of going out and living life.
What a wasted opportunity.
Or find a new job so you can save the entire salary, and then send in your 2-weeks just before yearly reviews. That way you can get ahead so you have less stress when you inevitably get cut off.
Nah don't send in your two weeks, have them fire you and then claim unemployment, or get a severance.
Getting terminated would suck, but not if you already have a job and don't need the reference.
Nah, if they notice you've been scamming them for months and end up firing you, they'll fight the unemployment and could sue you. If you quit before they notice, they may never end up looking into it and you'll get away with it scot free.
Long ago I worked at Wal-mart's tire center while going to college and to get as many hours as I could they let me work with the overnight people after we closed at 7. In theory. The problem was the overnight managers never got told about this so I would just hang out doing nothing for 3 hours every night and getting paid. This went on for 3 months until I got a better job and no one ever questioned me about it.
Don't you still feel bad about defrauding Walmart for 180 hours worth of pay?
Cause I don't.
I do not.
2022
So, how did it go?
Don't worry Anon, I'm sure it'll work out.