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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

Put the old man back in, but add another man standing behind him with his hand on the first dude's shoulder. They'll flip their shit even harder.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 42 minutes ago

That's a bummer. I liked the new logo a lot.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

None of them actually care they just want to distract from Epstein.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A new logo wasn't going to change the fact it's a racist restaurant chain so it's fine by me of they keep the old logo, not like the new logo was going to get me to break my twenty plus year steak of avoiding this place.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

the fact it’s a racist restaurant chain

Calling it Cracker Barrel is truth in advertising in that case.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

And everybody forgot about the Epstein files and we all lived happily ever after the end.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Good thing this "controversy" came along, I'd all but forgotten the place exists.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

Goddamnit stop teaching conservative snowflakes that their annoying, incessant whining works sometimes!

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

Whiny snowflakes got their way and now see that they can threaten more businesses to cater to their WEIRD ASS COMPLAINTS

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Was this just conservatives? I never saw anyone say anything positive about the changes. Potential problems with some decor they might have, I don't think that reasonably translates to completely scrub it of all personality anyway.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm not a conservative, it was either a bad call or a good publicity stunt.

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm far left and I thought it was dumb.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's perhaps universally hated but for some an unfathomable reason, a very common sentiment among conservatives is that the new logo is too damn woke.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

You could almost wrap it around to how corporations fuck everything up but that would be too much for their little brains

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

They should increase the cost of of all of their products to cover the increased cost to print their existing logo. There's no way the newer one wasn't cheaper lol

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I said it in the last thread and I'll say it again here: I do not give a single flying fuck about any political motivation behind the changing nor changing back of the Cracker Barrel logo, either real or simply perceived, but their new logo was objectively terrible. It was so bland and unmemorable that whoever designed it should have their Macbook confiscated and be catapulted into the ocean. That is, the both of them. But preferably one each into different oceans. I don't know how much that braindead rebrand cost them in consultancy fees but I hope they can ask for a refund.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

bland and unmemorable

This is why it was great. It perfectly encapsulated both their food and store. It was an ideal logo for them.

[–] tnarg42@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This almost feels like a bet, or an experiment, by social media political manipulators. Like, one guy says to another, "I bet I can make Cracker Barrel change their logo back in less than two weeks using nothing more than a social media outage campaign." "Deal."

And then they do it, with some carefully planted posts across many platforms, and some well-placed calls to conservative commentators, calling attention to those posts. They successfully demonstrate their social media manipulating prowess, and ultimately sell their wares for the upcoming election cycle.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 minutes ago

Or more than likely a marketing stunt by Cracker Barrel. Announce a new logo to get everyone talking about you. Then backtrack to stay in the news a little longer. Plus now you don't need to spend any money on new logos. Boom you just got tons of free advertisement.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 21 points 15 hours ago

bro please talk about brands bro please

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 13 hours ago

🤣 another win for conservatives. I don't know why I even care anymore.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

Republicans are sensitive snowflakes

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

Awww… the new one was so much cleaner and nicer.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish these people cared as much about the president being a pedophile as they do about this mid-ass restaurant changing its logo.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They need these distractions, otherwise they start to actually think. Their leaders can't have that happening.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So it's a good thing CB is changing back

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 hours ago

I mean, this was obviously a manufactured distraction. something the conservative media riled up their knuckle dragging viewers to be upset about so they don't have up talk about Epstein files or the fascist takeover of government by the Republican party. They'll find another shiny thing for their base to jerk off to every week if that's what it takes to fill air time to avoid the absolute train wreck shit show that is America right now.

[–] Lukaro@piefed.zip 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If it encourages them to eat there, is it really such a bad thing, I mean t a diet heavy in the types of food Cracker Barrel sells can't be good for you and republicans hate healthcare. Seems like it might be a self-solving problem.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago

They hate healthcare until they need it. Then they have a sob story and create a GoFundMe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 17 hours ago

I mean... A broken clock is right twice a day and all that

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

What's the problem with the new logo?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait, you mean you weren't boycotting and crying about the old logo and forcing the company to remove the image of the guy sitting by the barrel? I mean, I'm sure ONE of us leftists was outraged and screaming about it and forcing a good, hard-working American company to change its ways, if it wasn't you, then who could it have been??

Well whoever did it, I sure feel "owned" by the right over all this. They sure scored a victory over wokeness on this round 🙄

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

TBF, I've been boycotting Cracker Barrel for decades. Not because of their positions or anything like that, but because the food is terrible. They're hands down one of the worst chains there is.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Kind of like how my boycott of Target was a success, AND i got started much, much sooner than everyone else. (Because they're overpriced and their selection sucks.)

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have you seen it? They took everything cracker barrels about out of the fucking sign. I'm not conservative by any means but even I think this is actually a win. The new sign was just sad

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian, so I don't get this cultural reference either. I see in the new one a barrel, presumably full of crackers 🤷

Also, why would anyone store crackers in a barrel?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they're storing hardtack? That would be on par with the blandness of their food.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Clack, clack

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago

Bland? No need to change? Why the whole thing?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Step 1: Get a terrible rebranding done

Step 2: Wag the dog with fake/paid outrage

Step 3: Reverse the decision letting people think they’ve won

Step 4: Profit

It’s New Coke all over again.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

honestly I thought it was this too

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The new logo is pretty terrible. I bet they paid a lot to some consulting company for it and when they saw how bad it was they wanted to at least try to get some benefit from it.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's literally simple. It's just boring not bad

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

It’s just boring not bad

This has been the theme of every area of design since 2015. Cars, buildings, logos, websites, interior design; everything is not necessarily bad but really boring.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Its not even political at all. It was just dumb corporate blandness that defeats the purpose of the restsurant's image. Conservatives made it political because their CEO happens to be a woman.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I'm pretty sure conservative media made it political to rile up their base and distract from anything important; ditto the Sydney Sweeny fuckaround

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