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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think both the greentext and tweet are wrong.

It's not liking anime, it's the type of person who gets obsessed with anime. Most of the anime kids at my school were VERY immature and wouldn't shut up about Japan. They'd call you baka and say a dog is kawaii

Only my metalhead friends and internet friends knew I liked anime. I didn't want to be associated with that type of fan.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yet if you go around using sportsball terms as slang and tossing the ol' pigskin in the hallway, nobody bats an eye.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Do you have an example or is this from an 80s movie? I can't think of a single sports term someone would use to insult you or say something is cute.

Not sure how common it is outside of media for people to be throwing footballs around in the hallway, either..

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Cover all your bases

From left field

Thow you a curveball

Roll with the punches

Throw in the towell

Move the goalposts

Par for the course

There are plenty more but its basically so ubiquitous no one even notices all their cringy sports terms in every day life.

(/s on the cringy, just a play on op)

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

Those are idioms. The anime kids were weirdly incorporating Japanese words into their communication with English speakers and doing kamehamehas in the hallway.

Here's something more analogous: A friend spent the summer before senior year in France and when she came back, you could not get through a conversation without her dropping a French word or relating something to "how they do things in France". And yes, we made fun of her until she stopped.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

I remember in my Midwest college band, we stopped at a mall during a trip. Everyone broke off into smaller groups.

Timid kids were orbiting the anime shop for a while before I intentionally and loudly invited someone I liked to go in; "Woah, look it's [goku,(can't actually remember)], do you want to go check it out?" "Uh, sure." Within minutes, the crowd awkwardly coming inside.

I remember the anxiety. I am so insecure and never talk to anyone, so I thought this would define me as a perverted loser. I was so relieved man. Even people I didn't think could like anime were coming in.

As far as bullies, I feel like I remember the ones in highschool being fans of anime. Most people here who don't like anime just don't know it exists.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 68 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

People totally did get bullied for liking anime, I'll just say that now.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Same with d&d and video games.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Or the "wrong" kind of music

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Yep true! I think it went from "all Video Games get you bullied" -> "not playing the right video games gets you bullied" -> videogames now widespread and won't get you bullied, but I there's probably a bit of the previous two going on in some schools.

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 50 minutes ago

I remember being teased for liking Halo 3 because everyone else was obsessed with COD for being "realistic".

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

lol i still get bullied for playing video games. but it's mostly from people my own age who basically think it's a shameful horrible thing to do... but will spend hours on social media or watching brainrot tv.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 25 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I agree with you, I am fairly large and I changed schools frequently. Every new school id be bullied for first few weeks and it would only stop when bullies realise I can beat them more than they can beat me, and that i wouldn't shy away from confrontation. But liking Anime was like top two reasons

The most memorable is I was new to school and 12. I had a Keychain attached to my bag of bato from GiTS, not even motoko, at first this guy thought he was GI Joe and it was fine, then he asked more about the figure and upon learning it's anime, he stole it.. And about 2 days later decided with two of his friends, I had to be taught anime bad by shoving it down my throat. Two friends held my hand and the psycho was getting me to open my mouth to shove it in, when I broke free from one of the friend and punched him so hard it broke his nose, then kicked one other guy in nuts. I fucking ran to staff room to have some adult around. Well I almost got kicked out of school. But some 16-17 year old bystander girl went out of her way to explain everything. And I only got suspended for a week. Stories like this were common everytime I change schools, bullies test me, they realise I am willing to fight before going down and thankfully being large, I could do some serious damage. They'd give up bullying after a few months. And then a year or two later, new school. Rinse and repeat.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That being said, I also hated kids who did Naruto runs and called me senpai. I didn't bully them, but I don't think I ever tried to stop them from being bullied.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago

I can't remember a single person in my school life who ever did anything like this. Usually it went like "I watch Pokemon" -> straight to bullying.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's suddenly reminded me of how I had a high school friend who tried to use me as a bodyguard, always getting himself into the stupidest situations and aggravating random people

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 2 hours ago

I relate to that. Since I would be stopped from bullying at some point, the other bullied kids would generally hang around me with the hopes of me being bodyguard. And most kids were just nice kids that needed break from being bullied.

But in grade 8 there was this kid, who wasn't even bullied that much, mostly because he was a phenomenal runner and was really good at running away and also really good at spotting bullies. He'd keep preaching stuff like "fuck bullies" and "bullies don't deserve the world" and other nonsense. But the kid sometimes was just an asshole.

One day the kid threw glue in hair of a couple of girls, obviously the strong girl from class with a couple of "bully" dudes came looking for payback and he thought I'd fight on his behalf after avoiding beating for like two entire days. I literally held him by arm till the "bully" kids took charge at beating his ass.

Anyway I guess my point is, it's complex bullying and anti-bullying. Some people take advantage of the wrong things.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

"lol you were never bullied" by jackasses...

The image anon is using as an example does not say they were not bullied. It says they weren't bullied just for liking anime, but for doing cringy stuff they saw in the anime like Naruto sprinting. Like, read the rest of the god damn sentence, anon.

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Anime was never a problem. Sailor moon, Pokémon, and DBZ were super mainstream, and you had stuff like Voltron and Speed Racer before that.

The issue is people who either only talk about their hobby, try to force other people into it, or in the case of anime, expect real life to be the same way or act it out themselves (see naruto running comment in OP's screenshot)

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

tell that to my dates who see cowboy bebop dvd set and freak the fuck out at me that I'm a weeb.

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

This completely depends on your age and what kind of peers you were surrounded by. You're nuts if you think no one was ever bullied for liking stuff because it was mainstream at the time and place you grew up in. Kids can be vicious little creatures and would bully you for liking the wrong Pokémon when I was in school.

There's probably something very wrong with you if you actually think that bullying is acceptable under any circumstances. Even if some kid is behaving weirdly or likes something deeply unpopular - so what? That's not harmful behaviour and even if it somehow was, bullying is still the wrong way to deal with that. I barely trust most adults to have a working moral compass, let alone kids. I know there's been a resurgence in this kind of thinking on social media where people push the idea that bullying is an acceptable form of social "correctional" behaviour, which isn't just incredibly stupid but also deeply disgusting. If you look at any of the most serious bullying cases of teenagers being driven to suicide by their schoolmates, none of it was ever justified or even had an apparent reason other than: this person makes for an easy target.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You really think that bullies pick victims that deserve to be bullied?

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

I said no such thing, and I'm not sure what type of victims you think "deserve to be bullied"

People who stand out from the herd are those that are either idolized or shunned, depending on other factors. But bullies target those who they think they can victimize. So as I said in my first comment, its not really about anime or specific hobbies, at all.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (5 children)

Anon got bullied, it's true. And that sucks. I sympathize.

They still need to grow the fuck up. They sound like a millennial based on when anime went mainstream in which case, my god, get a therapist already.

Imagine still being salty over people being mean to you 20-30 years ago. Fuck

Signed,
A millennial who was bullied plenty

Inb4 "therapy is expensive"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 39 minutes ago

Except that therapy actually is expensive, and a whole lot of therapists actually suck at what they're ostensibly there to do.

Then, try finding a good therapist who actually is neurodivergent, its nearly impossible.

A neurotypical fundamentally isn't capable of actually fully empathizing with a neurodivergent... their brains are literally wired differently.

You being this dismissive of genuine, deep seated pain... that literally is the problem, people who act like you.

Why would anyone listen to the advice of someone who doesn't actually give a fuck about their mental health, about their CPTSD, caused by people like you?

The... whole problem is that at the most basic level, people repress and internally stew on their feelings, when broader society does not allow them to express them without mocking them.

Your entire post here is 'I am better than you and you are pathetic, I sympathize with you though'.

Do you have no self-awareness?

... therapy is a good thing, if you can find it, if you access it, if its done by a person who actually knows what they're doing and can actually relate to you without the sociopathic 'emotions off/HR mode enabled' mask that many therapists use.

We could just have a space where people could just say whats really on their minds, you know, publically.

Or we can have people like you show up when they do that, tell them they suck, and tell them they need to pay money an expert.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

spot on.

lots of folks just refuse to move on and grow on. they still cling to bad memories because their negative experiences define them.

i'm in my 40s and it blows my mind how many people are hung up on shit from 20-30 years ago. like... i figured this out 20 years ago, you should have done so too. and as an adult, if people are still being dicks, you just ignore them.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Therapy is no substitute for well earned grudges

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Grudges often (not always) are just a second bully victory, because they make your life, not theirs, worse. You don't need to forgive them, even if it can help (help you, not them), but therapy can help you move on with your life more lightly.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 0 points 2 hours ago

This is literally Chun Li's plot in the Street Fighter movie.

For the bully, it was tuesday.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You getting paid to shill therapy or what?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

"This comment brought to you by better help!"

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Why should it make your life worse? It could, but that shouldn't be the assumption. The older I get the more I value any memories I can feel the same about now as I did back then, because most of it fades into nothing, only the most intense emotions have staying power. What you hate defines you just like what you love defines you, grudges are important for holding on to your humanity.

Of course it's good to come to terms with things, and therapy helps, but I strongly object to the idea that the mature thing to do is entirely let go of old resentments and never share them, the opposite is true.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Let's not forget the pictured message they were replying to specifically mentions growling at people and sprinting around.

That shit never went mainstream. Fucking hell

[–] lath@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Bish please. It was mainstream as fuck before social media.

Naruto runs were being a fucking airplane, complete with sound and spittle. A dumbass kid's game probably as old as the Wright brothers...

Every fucking generation in the last century has been playing it without anyone giving a damn, ffs.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 6 hours ago

My initial reaction was to agree with you because, yeah that’s pretty weird, but honestly fuck that.

Kids playing and being a bit embarrassing? That’s perfectly normal. They don’t deserve to be bullied and the problem lies entirely with the bully.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 9 hours ago

Same. I got my face pushed in by a bully who was on the boxing team. The principal later put me on the spot, asked me to forgive him to his face and I said no.

I could have easily needed therapy for that, but I've been fortunate enough to have come through it liking myself more, even being proud of how I handled it. I can take a punch and walk away calmly and deliberately (then cry through a giant red snot bubble in the nurse's office later).

Besides... Last I heard he was in jail for armed robbery. Ha! And double ha! Ever thus to bullies.