Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.
Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.
If there are multiple holes in the wall, find the one that was made for your buttplug.
I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.
Spoken like somebody who's never used a butt plug
Yeah, that’s why I said “seems like” and not “when I do it (this) happens”.
You do you.
You should also do you... with a butt plug.
Lol, I appreciate the sentiment.
Nah good ones are pretty comfy and after a while if you don't cause it to shift you forget it's there
Why are you even wearing one atp if you forget it’s there 🤣
Because when you do shift around slightly...
Because being suddenly reminded that it's there is the point.
It's the unexpected sensations that are the most powerful.
Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?
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