Why is he so concerned with young boy dick...sounds a little epsteinish.
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You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.
Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.
Still Epsteinish but not gay.
If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert
Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.
teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls
When an old man challenges you by saying "I have more sperm than you do" you should leave the room as quickly as possible.
Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?
Can he also confirm the difference in taste?
yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.
This week he's all about sperm.
Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464
And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt
This guy sure thinks a lot about other people's cocks.
The entire conservative movement is about children's genitals and tax breaks for the rich
While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course... and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.
Or maybe I didn't hear the full quote, I don't remember.
It's his ASD hyperfixation
The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.
I'm pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!
This is not a Fry situation
Just keep this guy away from teens...
Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he'll get confused and... who knows.
Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.
Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?
(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)
Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.
They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience
Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.
"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"
RFK JR: "I've swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy"
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?
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They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.
and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is
For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol
The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.
Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.
Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.
Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?
Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.
How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.
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"Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference"
... and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from
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